So you walk into a bar...

and see HB Factor, FeFe, and Lilrika on the dance floor..Who do you approach first for a drink?...I know, I know you are saying to yourselves those babes are out of my league, Well sport heres your chance, gather up all that bravery, take one last swig of liquid courage, and pick one ...

and to the aforementioned ladies..who would you accept first?

Rika as I don't noe the other two, but that's no prob.

I think the question should be your Fefe, HB and lilrika you see BDD hit the dance floor how to you get to the front of the queue?

I feel drawing straws would be the fairest method

OK, So Im the bartender in all this, I will call the play by play:

Lilrika, Mztique has asked you for a drink, and she is quite hot too I must say...

Big Daddy has announced his arrival at the bar, and is waiting for you all to "go get him" ()

hbfactor all the way.

HB I know you are busy tearing up the dance floor in that french maid outfit, theFalcon has chosen you to approach first Be nice to the boys

fefe, most definitely

FeFe, your up, you have caught the evil eye of Phoenixbreed

i wouldnt need to choose....i have allready been chosen, fefe keeps me on a short leash

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

HB I know you are busy tearing up the dance floor in that french maid outfit, theFalcon has chosen you to approach first Be nice to the boys

i have a mean right... they better be nice to ME.

I see Latino has just stepped in, in a muscle T-Shirt and is eyeing anyone that even looks at FeFe, Be cool dude, be cool, don't hurt nobody its just a drink

HB has noticed the falcon, but she seems to be unsure of his intentions..

*puts knife away*

i'm not evil, i'm chaotic neutral

well, while all the others are crowding around hb i would jump in and pull her away to someplace nice and quiet away from all of the drooling slobbering cavemen, where we could talk and have a drink or 2, maybe dance a little if she was in the mood for it.

then i would walk her out to her car to make sure no drunks try to accost her. i'd talk to her a little more enjoy the beautiful moonlight and all the stars that were out.

then i would tell her i had a wonderful time getting to know her tonight and that i hoped i would see her here again in the future.

Me, I just send a round over, nod my head and go about my business. I'm sure they
would enjoy not being hit on for a change. Besides I love a good show, Let the crash
and burning begin.

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Originally posted by pheonixbreed

fefe, most definitely

thanks, thats sweet of you. i was just telling latino when i read this thread that i know im rarely going to get picked in this thread because i dont post my pictures like the other 2 lovely ladies

Quote:

Originally posted by Stone-Cold

FeFe, your up, you have caught the evil eye of Phoenixbreed

sure id have a drink with him

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

i wouldnt need to choose....i have allready been chosen, fefe keeps me on a short leash

*tugs on the leash a little*

fuck women...

*leaves bar drunk*

Tony Manero eat your heat out



Hip, sky, hip, sky

Ask HB if she wants to Disco

OK, Diode has just given me $57.25 for a round of drinks for you gals, he told me in confidence as most horny men do to bartenders, that he will just "do what he does" and play video poker on the end of my bar hoping you gals will notice him....good plan bro

HB, Nerdboy has just decided to whisp you away gently by the forearm, and taken you to the VIP lounge that I charge $300 an hour for to talk to you, he called the othere guys "cavemen"..He would like ot walk you to your car and wants another chance to see you again...You Reply?

Way to go Phoenix!!!, the self described "conservative" FeFe accepted your gracious offer for a drink, and told you she was flattered you chose her over the 2 hotties Lilrika & HB...Nice job

FeFe swallows the drink and thanks phonix; telling him the burly Austrailian at the bar doing shots is her "man", and phoenix sees the man who has "Latino" tattooed on his shoulder, phoenix gives her a wink and a hand shake and says "nice meeting you "..and slips his phone number in her cleavage ()

FeFe hits the dance floor again to grind with Lilrika who has yet to acknowlegde the raven haired beauty Mystique...or anyone else...yet

Latino tells me that he "Hates women", and pays his tab and I call him a cab for the night