So you walk into a bar...

*walks into bar, breaks off beer bottle and stabs bartender*

e I gotta run I stopped in for a night cap so have a sfe night everybody .. drops 5 on the counter for Stone Cold

night dude

Im here, Im here...sorry The SC was at a late Poker Tourney...damn..I will catch up..

welcome back. win anything?

Falcon, you are now a regular at SC's pub, and get VIP treatment...may I offer ou the VIP (before Latino comes in here)?..lol

*raises a toast to falcon to salute him in his victory and thank him for the drink*

No, took a bad beat (in poker Speak)..but I love the game, Ace King suited I had got beat by a luck flush draw...but I wont bore you friends with that crap...who's here tonight?

Nerdboy, how are ya pal, you are a great custoomer, and I got a drink on the house for `ya

*considers becoming gay, then decides being rejected by both genders is simply to much to bear and goes back to drinking his lonely drink in the corner, admiring the goods from afar*

thats jmknze, I appreciate the tip, I will get ya when u come back bro,.thanks for coming in

Just a reminder , SC reads all patrons to his bar and WILL REPLY, just gimme time...thanks all..

thanks man bartender, i love my alcohol, you keep em coming and i'll keep em down, gotta support the local business


*slurring* hmm, guess the damned alcyhol is making it hard to speak, it is.

CrapImaNewbiw tried to shank me with a broken bottle...

...but SC survived !

accepts stonecolds invite and goes to the VIP lounge with HB.

Nerdboy, take care of me and I will send you to the vIP with a girl of ur request...I got all kinds, just ask Latino...where u at my Aussie pyscho???

*toasts Stone Cold for avoiding the shank, then thinks about shanking CrapImaNewbie prison style, then realizes he needs to get back to the ladies*

*still slurring* where are thems ladies, i wants to watch em dance to the music

wow the VIP room is awesome!!!!!

Not so fast Falcon, when you "name the girl" like VIPS HB Factor, they have to be here to agree...I have soem no-name hoars for you if you want bro...but HB has to consent..he he