So you walk into a bar...

SothernCowboy is in the house and pays me $57.25 for a round of drinks...

firstly I would walk up to the bar a ask what the three lovely ladies were drinking( of course tip the bartender big) and then introduce myself while I personaly delivered the drinks and then wait at the bar.

welcome to Stone Colds Pub jmknze, what will it be for ya, the ladies are busy dancing, if you wish to address one in particular, just pick one and I will get her over to you as soon as possible, *looks into tip jar*

OK, HB factor was just naked in the bar, I took this pic of her on top of the bar while she was slithering to Britney Spears hit "Oops I did it again"...

Well I just gave u a 5 star 'tip' SC. If Rika sees this thread, I'll take them back. hehe

I'm gonna get shut down by code enforcement if I keep this up in my bar ()

Mystique, my beauty, what are you drinking tonight?, its on the house, and please tell me more about what you think about Lilrika, she is a hottie isn't she *leans in with evil grin*

SC~~Martini, like JB, shaken but not stirred. I am waiting for Rika to 'lose' her b/f over there, and cum and join me. Like I am still in the corner having a 'masta'!

Mystique just whispered someting in my ear, that I cant share..sorry guys , coming right up hot stuff!!

OK, if the bar stays this dead Im gonna start drinking myself and close early ..come on guys@!

*burp*


man that VIP room is wicked...and that cigar girl was worth the fiver..

What VIP room? Thought that was the Powder Room?

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Originally posted by Mztique

What VIP room? Thought that was the Powder Room?

i gave SC the first fiver, so i got the VIP room, the cigar and the girl that came with the cigar..

want a drink .....or you only take girls :P





edit: by your avys, i assume only girls!!

Do they have men powder rooms? As u noe Latino, we call it the 'shithouse' here in Oz. Even us chics call it the ladies, or the loo.

A dazed brunette hottie that smells like cigar smoke and Fosters exits the VIP room and stumbles to the exit with "hair gel" dangling from her chin and ear...

LATINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I leave the corner, I am guestured over to the dance floor by Rika. She has had enuff of her man friend and wishes to continue dancing but with s/o else. We take over the floor and dance cheek to cheek, whilst the others are at the bar, or in the Powder Room, I mean VIP Room.

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

A dazed brunette hottie that smells like cigar smoke and Fosters exits the VIP room and stumbles to the exit with "hair gel" dangling from her chin and ear...

LATINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Mztique - yeah, but this isnt the loo ...this is the VIP room, or 'orgy/sex/fuckfest' room
and im not in there, im alone im just drinking away my sorrows...

Is there much difference? U still get 'it' out, whether the Loo or VIP (fuckfest room)!

Hey, has the bar closed?

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Originally posted by Mztique

Is there much difference? U still get 'it' out, whether the Loo or VIP (fuckfest room)!

yeah but the 'fuckfest' room has mirrors on the ceiling and its bigger....the loo is too small, dunno how
a girl on girl would get it on, but the easiest way for a guy on girl would be doggy and anal