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So you walk into a bar...

Starter: Stone-Cold Posted: 19 years ago Views: 15.9K
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Stone COld the bartender has just punched in his timecard, come all, the Bar is Open!!!!!
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#2156351
Lvl 14
*Orders a 151 and Coke and waits for the ladies to arrive*
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#2156352
Lvl 14
Hello PSader, thats $5.50 please..*thanks*..
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#2156353
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A Foster's on tap for Latino. Martini for Mztique. Anyone else in the shout?
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#2156354
Lvl 14
*hands Stone-Cold a $50 and says "Don't let this this cup get empty"*
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#2156355
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Originally posted by Mztique

A Foster's on tap for Latino. Martini for Mztique. Anyone else in the shout?


fosters??? i knew you were trying to kill me when you sent me that parcel with the white powder..

make mine a scotch and dry
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#2156356
Lvl 13
walks in and anounces im sittin outside on my tail gate.. breakin out the ol' mason jar join me if ya want..
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#2156357
Lvl 14
Latino and Mystique my 2 Aussie friends (and regulars), whats shakin tonight?...

Mystique, nice cleavage tonight, it looks like that bra might bust1...Latino, your VIP room is empty, would you like another "cigar girl", I can summon one for u...
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#2156358
Lvl 14
SouthernCowboy is parked out front on the tailgate of his truck drinking Uncle Jesse's cough medicine, Hey Cowboy don't scare away no customers now here?
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#2156359
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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Latino and Mystique my 2 Aussie friends (and regulars), whats shakin tonight?...

Mystique, nice cleavage tonight, it looks like that bra might bust1...Latino, your VIP room is empty, would you like another "cigar girl", I can summon one for u...




make that 2 girls....im feeling frisky, and ill take an hour lunch break so i got to be quick
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#2156360
Lvl 14
*goes to find Mztyiqe to talk about strategies to pick up women*
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#2156361
Lvl 28
Yeah, I'll end up taking a lot of shit if I post who I'd pick. I'll just stay quiet.
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#2156362
Lvl 9
No wories VK. Already received Pm's. Understand. Latino...that white powder I sent u hun was J&J Talcum Powder, coz ur always complaining about ur itchy nuts.
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#2156363
Lvl 9
Can't really help u Spader with strats to pick up women. Like my type of women are not ur type.
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#2156364
Lvl 14
Ohhh, a let down for Spader on the women front, but Latinos ladies are arriving soon..
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#2156365
Lvl 14
Well I'm sure there are a few that we both would like...

Since Mztique was no help, I wonder over to the nearest group of women and feign a seizure... lets see who helps me first...
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#2156366
Lvl 9
Just leave my Rika alone.
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#2156367
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Originally posted by Mztique

No wories VK. Already received Pm's. Understand. Latino...that white powder I sent u hun was J&J Talcum Powder, coz ur always complaining about ur itchy nuts.


umm...thanks for that
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#2156368
Lvl 9
Got some TT for u Latino (Tropical Talcum) just the right thing for the itch. If it doesn't fix u, u obv. have more than an itch?
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#2156369
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Barkeep just alerted us that less than 30 minutes b4 bar closes. I just thought it opened?
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