So you walk into a bar...

i'm still consious after slipping my number in her cleavage? *hick*
bartender another round for the crowd *hick*

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Latino tells me that he "Hates women", and pays his tab and I call him a cab for the night

i said 'fuck women'.....and i meant that literally

Lilrika has been already taken, by me!

On a sad note, Big Daddy Diesel has had little intrest and 2 too many rum and Diet Cokes, and has told the whole bar he is John Travolta...I will cut him off soon

i'd do it like i allways do.
1. have a couple of shots
2. try to get the first girl that walks by
3. repeat steps 1. 2. and 3.
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20. wake up in my bed, alone, freezing and with that strage taste in my mouth u allways have after drinkin to much

Latino has entered the bar again, and with red eyes and slurred speach declared " I said FUCK WOMEN"...I give him a Evian bottle of water...

Ascaris has walked up to the bar, climbed up on top of it, (without my permission), and shouted that Lilrika is "taken"...and will fight anyone that goes near her...I summon the bouncers...they will be here shortly

Some guy named Lobdscher, who looks too "young" at WBW just walked in and after 2 shots tried to hit on all of them

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Latino has entered the bar again, and with red eyes and slurred speach declared " I said FUCK WOMEN"...I give him a Evian bottle of water...

*burp*

here's one bouncer for you

and here is the other

The bartender reminds all guests that he works for tips, (meaning 5 star ratings)

*tipped*


oh shit!! i gave him a fiver by mistake

Latino now has VIP status at the Stone Cold Pub, Sir may I offer our Late Night Menu , We have a delicious Steak and Lobster tonight...*Throws Nerdboy out of VIP room and makes Latino a table*

sweet!!....now all i need is woman and a cigar..

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Originally posted by Latino

sweet!!....now all i need is woman and a cigar..

Done...

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Ascaris has walked up to the bar, climbed up on top of it, (without my permission), and shouted that Lilrika is "taken"...and will fight anyone that goes near her...I summon the bouncers...they will be here shortly

Yeah, I'm here! Give your best shot!

My 1st choice would be the lovely Ms FeFe (beer)

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

[reply=Latino]
sweet!!....now all i need is woman and a cigar..

Done...
[/reply]

damm...






just noone tell fefe ok?

Latino is fucking the cigar girl in the VIP room, and lookout Soze is moving in on FeFe, FeFe your response?