Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Why the hell do people still go on Colbert looking for a serious conversation. I just feel bad for them...

They call me MC too.


Medium Cock.

Man, I remember when Kanzen had that avatar of the bathroom logo male dude...only with a third leg, then you made one with a tiny line...shit was hysterical.

Has micro cock yet been taken

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I remember when Kanzen had that avatar of the bathroom logo male dude...only with a third leg, then you made one with a tiny line...shit was hysterical.

I was just thinking about that.


HIVEMIND!

I was looking at a bunch of "fuck yea" pics earlier when making that thread.. I was thinking about starting our own fuck yeah thread.

That would be aiight.

Man, my ex girlfriend has all my fucking underwear.

I've got like four pairs....come to think of it, she's got like all my clothes.

Go get that shiz.

Just cuz you broke up doesn't mean she gets to keep all your stuff.

This "101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow" might be the dumbest show ever.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Go get that shiz.

Just cuz you broke up doesn't mean she gets to keep all your stuff.

Agreed. Go get your stuff back Honda.

I will, eventually....


Also, I ran into an older friend of mine today, Mike...anyway, Mike and I were chatting in a parking lot and I asked him what was going on. He gave me this great big speech about how he's all about mixed martial arts right now..and he trains in all kinds of shit.

The dude is 5'1 if that. He comes up to my nipple. He was wearing more of that MMA tapout shit I hate...trying to do that who douchy bro tough guy thing. Then he's like "not like back in the old days...I can handle myself now" (in grade 10 I used to kick his ass all the time)...and I started laughing. He's like.

Bro: It just makes you feel so powerful, knowing you can take almost anyone.

Honda: Oh really..Yeah, is that like that yoga stuff chicks do?

Bro: No, it's like super karate.

Honda: Super eh...what's so amazing about it?

Bro: Guy who trains us used to be like, black ops in russia...he knows how to kill a man and stuff, and he's training me.

Honda: How much do you weigh?

Bro: Like 140....(about 110..if that)

Honda: So I could probably pick you up over my head and just throw you....

Bro: They train us not to let that happen.

Honda: Talk to you later man.


My dad walked out and was asking me about this douche...and then we had a laugh about it.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

This "101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow" might be the dumbest show ever.

Never saw it. Probably won't try, either.


Wow, my one pair of sneakers really made my foot feel better today, but now that I took them off, it's back to not so good.

My Adidas, y'all.

Those aren't so bad actually...

Also, just the commercials for that game show looked fucking stupid..

It is...take my word on it.

You guys liking the updated WBW Hall Of Fame sticky?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I will, eventually....


Also, I ran into an older friend of mine today, Mike...anyway, Mike and I were chatting in a parking lot and I asked him what was going on. He gave me this great big speech about how he's all about mixed martial arts right now..and he trains in all kinds of shit.

The dude is 5'1 if that. He comes up to my nipple. He was wearing more of that MMA tapout shit I hate...trying to do that who douchy bro tough guy thing. Then he's like "not like back in the old days...I can handle myself now" (in grade 10 I used to kick his ass all the time)...and I started laughing. He's like.

Bro: It just makes you feel so powerful, knowing you can take almost anyone.

Honda: Oh really..Yeah, is that like that yoga stuff chicks do?

Bro: No, it's like super karate.

Honda: Super eh...what's so amazing about it?

Bro: Guy who trains us used to be like, black ops in russia...he knows how to kill a man and stuff, and he's training me.

Honda: How much do you weigh?

Bro: Like 140....(about 110..if that)

Honda: So I could probably pick you up over my head and just throw you....

Bro: They train us not to let that happen.

Honda: Talk to you later man.


My dad walked out and was asking me about this douche...and then we had a laugh about it.

Another work story.

Working in security, we would have periodic training sessions, in which they would go over self-defense techniques, ways to safely subdue crazy people and the like. Well, while we have these dudes training us on the proper techniques and grips to go after, they would always ask for a volunteer to show the rest of the staff (who, btw, included a bunch of old fucking guys who would probably break a hip or throw out their back if they ever tried any of this shit on anyone larger than a sedated ICU patient). Being the helpful guy that I am () I would make a habit of trying to be the volunteer on who they could demonstrate. The way this generally works is that they first do a very slow explanation of where and how to grab the person, and then the second time they try to do it in more of a real-time motion. So, the first time, I would always just be all limp, and let them do whatever they were trying to show the guys. Then, they would usually say, "Ok, now watch what it's really like" or "Let's do it in real time" or something. I took this as my cue to act like a person would actually act in such a situation, which meant I would try to get away or fight or whatever. And since I was like the youngest and most in-shape guy in the whole department, this would produce some pretty serious lolz.

At least for me. You'd see the instructor guy, who they would have brought in from a police department or self-defense training company or something, and I'd be like, "GTFO BITCH!" (physically, I wouldn't say that - although thinking back, I probably should have). And it PISSED THESE DUDES OFF ROYALLY, because I'm basically clowning them at the one thing they were brought in to do. And then they would get mad, and then REALLY try to subdue me, which by this point is no longer anything resembling the "safely subduing techniques" they initially were trying to teach. Half the time they turned into wrestling matches. And one time, which was particularly hilarious, the guy was trying to do this move where the patient hypothetically grabs you by the throat or neck, and you have to get his hands off you with some angled, twisting hand motion and then subdue him by getting his hands behind your back. So he has me put my hands on his neck, we walk through it once slowly, and then it's go time. So he's like, "OK!" and I grab his throat, and then he grabs my hands and is able to get my hands down to his collar-bone area, but I'm still not letting go, and since I know exactly what he's trying to do, I'm able to move my hands so he can't get the grip he's looking for. At this point he struggles for a bit and then says, "You're grabbing me wrong!"

I just let go and started laughing my ass off, as did a handful of other guys. Because, you know, when some random person is trying to fuck with you, you're allowed to just be like, "Hey, wait, No fair!. You're not attacking me right!!"



No wonder the bosses hated me.

I lulzed.

I think I posted about this forever ago, but a friend of mine was going into law enforcement at the time.

"Dude, let me grab your arm right there"..

Yeah, because in real life people usually stop and wait to let you grab them exactly where you're supposed to.

Fucking idiot.


Also, Draco Malfoy seems like a nice kid.

I haven't looked yet Honda, but judging by some of the ones you've mentioned, I'm sure it'll be vaginal.

@ EL - it might actually work on people...telling them that they're attacking you wrong. They might just stop to laugh or think about what you just said...that you take 'em down. Lol

Man, Draco Malfoy is on Conana.

Isn't he like...a little kid?

Like, 19 or something?

Dude is seriously fucking balding.