Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

I was gonna say that, how awful a lesbian whore I would be....

Only I left out the lesbian part...and there was more about "huge insertions"..

..I decided not to post it.


Sup dros..

@Notech: Bout time.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Only I left out the lesbian part...and there was more about "huge insertions"..

Not a fruit, nor vegetable would be safe

Prolly not from EL either

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I was gonna say that, how awful a lesbian whore I would be....

Only I left out the lesbian part...and there was more about "huge insertions"..

..I decided not to post it.


Sup dros.

Yeah, that's not gay at all. Or, at least it's not if you have boobies and such. But still, I wouldn't want some dude and his balls on top of me, so I'd kind of have to go lesbian. Maybe I'd buy a lot of toys though. Or something.

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Originally posted by Notech

...37 yr old hot chick...

What is this, I don't even...?

EL, if you ever turn into a lesbian whore I'd totally do you....you know...after a clean STD test.

Lindros is as scared of STD's as I am...how dares you missy!

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

EL, if you ever turn into a lesbian whore I'd totally do you....you know...after a clean STD test.

I thought I might have an STD once. It turned out to be an ingrown hair. I yay'd.

But, yeah, if I become a lesbian, I'd do you, I guess. You seem like a good one. lol

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Lindros is as scared of STD's as I am...how dares you missy!

"lesbian whole" Lindros might be...how do I say this...less selective in his/her choices.

I'd give you first dibs; how's that?

Oh...so you'd become a whore after me? I'm honored. Lol

Like I said, you'd get first dibs.

If you couldn't keep up with me and my voracious lesbian sexual appetite, it probably wouldn't work out, and I'd have to move on to other whorey lesbians.

God I would be a whore...

I would just hangout at LPGA games just angling for some lesbian sex.

I wouldn't even own underwear..

Oh lawd I would be awful.

Fuck the LPGA. Why don't you just hang out in a WNBA locker room.

I'd go to college town bars, to get the tipsy college girls looking to "experiment."


Also, apparently there's lesbians at city-wide Ho-downs. Except avoid the ones not wearing cowboy hats, because they're party-poopers.

I would envision not a bedpost or gearshift would be safe from the man turned lesbian whore

I've got a big dick.

Also, I might still be here. Soo...

You know, war seems pretty lame if it involves surfing the internet half the day.

I've also got a wrecking machine of a cock.

I don't brag nearly as much though.

I need to get me a wrecking machine, sounds neat

@ Honda - Dirty

@ EL -

@ Demo - disturbing

@ Bangs MC - hiya!

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I need to get me a wrecking machine, sounds neat

Having a massive dong sucks actually.

Obviously you wouldn't know.



@SP -

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Having a massive dong sucks actually.

Obviously you wouldn't know.

Whats that got to do with something that demolishes buildings