Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Vibrator for meh eh....

So long, women.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I think if they want it to be successful, they should make it look less like a stapler.

You underestimate the lengths to which a man will go to masturbate.

I go to great......lengths.


I winkyfaced.

Lol...is there something wrong with your hands? I would think it's best cuz you can control the grip/speed? Obviously I am just going on logic...what do I know about penis's?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I go to great......lengths.


I winkyfaced.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Lol...is there something wrong with your hands? I would think it's best cuz you can control the grip/speed? Obviously I am just going on logic...what do I know about penis's?

No, but in the same way chicks use vibrators and there's nothing wrong with their hands either, you know?

I'm just gonna leave it with - Hands are best.


G'night guys.

Yeah, me too.


Which means that this is gonna turn into Honda's blog in a minute or two.

I dunno, a lot of bros swear by those fleshlight dealios.

Didn't Bangs once buy one...as a hilarious joke...he was planning on playing on his penis...

Prepare for Honda's blog.

Snore........

Chicks...snoring?

Tisk'd.

Soo...
I was changing.
Bad plan.

I'm now MC. "Monster Cock."

"Jesus [Bangles] the witches tried to turn you into some sort of half-man half-horse thing and only hit your cock." (Which, I find hilarious, cause, like Dr Brahgles Horsecock.)

There was another one that made me laugh so hard I forgot it... But I'll try to remember it.

Hmmmmmm

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Soo...
I was changing.
Bad plan.

I'm now MC. "Monster Cock."

"Jesus [Bangles] the witches tried to turn you into some sort of half-man half-horse thing and only hit your cock." (Which, I find hilarious, cause, like Dr Brahgles Horsecock.)

There was another one that made me laugh so hard I forgot it... But I'll try to remember it.

#humblebrag

Double lols

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Soo...
I was changing.
Bad plan.

I'm now MC. "Monster Cock."

"Jesus [Bangles] the witches tried to turn you into some sort of half-man half-horse thing and only hit your cock." (Which, I find hilarious, cause, like Dr Brahgles Horsecock.)

There was another one that made me laugh so hard I forgot it... But I'll try to remember it.

Seems that might be a good thing Bangy, at least if you have any women around you that would act as a guardian of the goods

She's going to have to use two hands I guess.

They should call you MC Burrito Funk.

Because your dick is big, and like....you like burritos, and are funky.

I think 7 posts more or less discussing someone's penis size is more than enough.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I think 7 posts more less discussing someone's penis size is more than enough.

SP.. I think that you are just jealous..