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No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

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#4836749
Lvl 8
Sorry to hear about the car. I had a rough accident in my truck a few months back. Any time you can walk away, it's ok.
#4836754
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Originally posted by Bangledeshica
From Bangledesh, "Man, I fucked the shit out of my car, again."

Word on the street is that, yeah, he did a solid job of destroying the front end of his car. Hopefully it's all plastic replacement. Cause if it's another "Entire-front-right-quarter-of-a-car" deals, then fuck.


The only thing that matters is your well being, everything else is replaceable. The most important thing is you.......
luv always....Lia



#4836762
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Originally posted by Davey45
Here's an interesting situation for my internet friends and random strangers to ponder.

So...I met this chick like 9 months ago. She was good looking and friendly and we exchanged numbers. After some random texting, we decided to meet up for drinks one night. We have a couple of cocktails and call it an early night. I was under the Impression that there'd be a date number 2. We got along, had funny and interesting conversation and generally enjoyed each others' company. I guess I was way off because when I tried to discuss a second rendezvous, I got the dreaded "we can be friends" answer. No problem, I'm a grown dude and I've been turned down before. So...after hours of crying, I say screw it and delete her number and all her texts from the phone. (No reason to keep it right?) Here's were it gets random. I get a text from an unknown number the other night. I give the standard "who the fuck is this?" angry guy response (not really) and it turns out to be the girl from 9 months ago. She apologized for leading me on an said she just wasn't ready at the time. Now she wants to hang out again. Has this ever happened to anybody before? I mean it really was like 9 months and had given up on the situation 8 and a half months ago. I told her I'd be cool with getting together again but made no definite plans. Does all this sound weird? I mean, we're not teenagers (I'm 35, she's late 20's)


{insert typical wbw response here} 9 Months? Congrats daddy.


But seriously though...It has happened to me...sorta. Very similar to what your describing, other than the fact that we hung out a few times in the 9 months. Then we dated for almost a year. Who knows...maybe she was kinda seeing someone when you first met...maybe she was just seeing what else was out there. Maybe she just got out of something crappy and really wasn't ready to date at the time? Like Omuh said, I think you should go for it.
#4836763
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Originally posted by omuh
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Also, the strangers kissing video was fake and was just an ad for clothes. Disappointing. Looks like everything people do now that is a bit interesting ends up being an ad for something.


I fucking hate the internet sometimes. Fuckers. Get me all emotional over a video, only for it to be a ad for a clothing company I've never even heard of before. Yes, its true that the kissers were all still strangers, but fuck them and fuck their stupid video, and super duper fuck Wren Clothing.
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#4836767
Lvl 8
If having a drink with a girl gets her pregnant, then call me...ummm....somebody who has a lot of kids?

On the srs...I plan on at least hanging out with her again. I gotta give her credit for going back through the archives and calling me after the better part of a year. Plus, she's kinda hot so that helps.
#4836772
I think you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat....so yeah, having a drink together, thats like anal without a condom I think.
#4836787
Lvl 8
No such thing as butt babies.
#4836788
Lvl 19
Really ? REALLY ? I can get preggers from a toilet seat ? ( tissue seat covers as condoms ?)

I will NOT prowl the public toilet facilities.
* This post has been modified : 11 years ago
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#4836789
Lvl 26
I wonder if Lesbian bathroom hook-ups work in the same fashion. You just see this red number show up and try to tap your foot from under the stall.
#4836790
Lvl 19
Not my beat.
#4836791
Lvl 19
Millions of straight women take refuge in that fact I hear.

Quote:
Originally posted by Davey45
No such thing as butt babies.
#4836793
Lvl 24
Fucking... my car, man.
*sadface*

I think it might be kinda cool to get a matte black front though? Red car with matte black. Seems like it could be neat.
#4836794
Lvl 24
And Bangledeshica is a Level 5.
Which is awesome.
#4836795
Lvl 19
Who is Bangledeshica ? We've never been introduced !
#4836796
Lvl 26
It's Bangles when he tucks.
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#4836797
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
It's Bangles when he tucks.


<_<
>_>
<_<

No. You.
#4836802
Lvl 71
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie
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I fucking hate the internet sometimes. Fuckers. Get me all emotional over a video, only for it to be a ad for a clothing company I've never even heard of before. Yes, its true that the kissers were all still strangers, but fuck them and fuck their stupid video, and super duper fuck Wren Clothing.

Well if that cheers you up, here's a video that claims to be with real strangers this time.
[youtube]gc3DsD7RpMc[/youtube]
#4836807
Lvl 24
BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MY CAR AND MY WELL-BEING, YOU INSENSITIVE PEANUT-PUNCHERS!
#4836808
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Originally posted by omuh
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Well if that cheers you up, here's a video that claims to be with real strangers this time.
[Youtube]

This makes me happy again.
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#4836809
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MY CAR AND MY WELL-BEING, YOU INSENSITIVE PEANUT-PUNCHERS!


Fine.

Sorry your car is broken and stuff. Are you ok? I'm assuming yes. What happened?


Better?
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