No Spam In The Champagne Room - AKA Davey made me do it.

I cant handle beer at all, everytime If try drinking it I get sick. The scotch never does that to me, and I don't like the taste of wine, or at least the wines that I have tried .I can handle a couple of Whiskey Sours, then maybe a little bit of whiskey over ice and then I get pretty much messed up. Last night Bangs was talking bout military service, My Grandpa served in Korea in the 25th Infantry Division attached to the 89th Tank Battalion, and my Daddy was in the 101st Airborne in Viet Nam, and my youngest older brother was in a Marine Recon Unit in Iraq. They discussed where they were and what part of the service that they were in but not one of them ever talk bout battles that they were in or anything like that and I wish I knew. My Grandpa jus said he didn't do anything much he jus came home, and the guys who didn't come home are the ones who did a lot. I have three older brother and they did all of the drinking and they let me tag along with them and try Scotch....

After my Grandpa died when my Grandma was looking through some of his things she found bronze stars that he had, go figure he never told me..

Thanks Lia. I enjoyed that, and Mr. Bangles note, a great deal. A whole lotta heart there.

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Originally posted by Lia

I cant handle beer at all, everytime If try drinking it I get sick. The scotch never does that to me, and I don't like the taste of wine, or at least the wines that I have tried .I can handle a couple of Whiskey Sours, then maybe a little bit of whiskey over ice and then I get pretty much messed up. Last night Bangs was talking bout military service, My Grandpa served in Korea in the 25th Infantry Division attached to the 89th Tank Battalion, and my Daddy was in the 101st Airborne in Viet Nam, and my youngest older brother was in a Marine Recon Unit in Iraq. They discussed where they were and what part of the service that they were in but not one of them ever talk bout battles that they were in or anything like that and I wish I knew. My Grandpa jus said he didn't do anything much he jus came home, and the guys who didn't come home are the ones who did a lot. I have three older brother and they did all of the drinking and they let me tag along with them and try Scotch....

After my Grandpa died when my Grandma was looking through some of his things she found bronze stars that he had, go figure he never told me..

Servicemen always talk about what their duties were, but yes, I've never known a one that will talk about the battles they were in, or the despicable things they had seen, or were ordered to do, including my brother who was in the army during desert storm. But they have my utmost respect for what they have done and seen in serving our country.

And, about those politicians who send those boys and ladies to go kill foreigners and blow up shit...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/cpac-craigslist-personals_n_4921290.html



Fucking hypocrite fuckfaces.

Has anyone ever laughed at anything in the Funny Gallery?

Yes I did.....

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And, about those politicians who send those boys and ladies to go kill foreigners and blow up shit...

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Fucking hypocrite fuckfaces.

Grindr boys.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Has anyone ever laughed at anything in the Funny Gallery?

I laughed at some of these: https://whatboyswant.com/funny/overview/user/74340 But I'm really childish, so your mileage may vary.

So today at work, a lady calls in for some pricing and options. I talk her through things, and towards the end she compliments my mannerisms and voice. Tells me I should do radio, I thank her, and wish her a good day. About three hours later she shows up in person to buy the things she asked for. Turns out she is like in her early fifties, light skinned, and she is top-heavy, like Nadine Jensen. She is getting flirty with me as I small talk and get her stuff for her. I thought about it, I won't lie, she was pretty attractive for an older lady. So as she is paying for stuff, I go to help load the stuff into her GMC Envoy and in her back seat is her son. He is like in his teens and he looks a lot like me.

That creeped me out for the week.

Kanzen has his own cougar stalker

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So today at work, a lady calls in for some pricing and options. I talk her through things, and towards the end she compliments my mannerisms and voice. Tells me I should do radio, I thank her, and wish her a good day. About three hours later she shows up in person to buy the things she asked for. Turns out she is like in her early fifties, light skinned, and she is top-heavy, like Nadine Jensen. She is getting flirty with me as I small talk and get her stuff for her. I thought about it, I won't lie, she was pretty attractive for an older lady. So as she is paying for stuff, I go to help load the stuff into her GMC Envoy and in her back seat is her son. He is like in his teens and he looks a lot like me.

That creeped me out for the week.

Go on.

PeversePie.

Hmmmm, Kanzen has a mystery.....

Just playing devil's advocate here but are you sure the kid actually looked like you? Maybe, subconsciously, you got a little uncomfortable with the idea of being attracted to a much older woman and the kid was an excuse to get "creeped" and dismiss the notion of a sexy time between yourself and the older woman?

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Just playing devil's advocate here but are you sure the kid actually looked like you?

I know what I look like, and I know what the kid looked like.

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Maybe, subconsciously, you got a little uncomfortable with the idea of being attracted to a much older woman and the kid was an excuse to get "creeped" and dismiss the notion of a sexy time between yourself and the older woman?

Man, I better delete all those hundreds of gigabytes of MILF porn from my external drive then. But no, if it wasn't for the kid I may have gone for it.

What bothers me is she has obviously known her son longer than a relative stranger, but she flirts pretty quickly with a stranger that looks like an older form of her son. Imagine the kid's perspective too.

Fuck, I'm a sexy ass bitch.
Also, tailor time on Tuesday! Yay!

An ass bitch you say.

NOOO!!!!
Even after the tailor, I'm thinking it might be a little too big... Bullphoey, son. Straight Bullphoey.

So we have a new user of great interest, I found that particular user by the uploads. This amuses me.

I'm like super fucking sad now.
I want to call off work tomorrow, so I can go to a tailor or some such thing to see about resolving this issue.
Because, total fucking sadface.