I Cannot Fucking Stand It When..

people bitch about stuff ob the internet

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

people bitch about stuff ob the internet

People who spell "on" wrong.

...checkmate, Mr.Poop.

people who have avy's based on "TV reality shows"

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Originally posted by franklin

people who have avy's based on "TV reality shows"

Who has an avy based on a TV reality show?

My wife yells for me, right in the middle of rubbing one out..

Then she doesn't want to help..

dude- so u were rubbing one out by yourself the entire time?

I fuckin' hated it when I was a fuckin' clerk at at convienence store and the dick-head customers would toss the fuckin' money at me. Like, HAND IT TO ME MOTHERFUCKER!

Now I fuckin' hate it when some dick-head clerk tosses my change back at me. HAND IT TO ME MOTHERFUCKER!

I REALLY fuckin' hate it when I'm standing in line buying groceries, the fuckin' bitch in front of me has like a hundred items and takes 10 fuckin' minutes to get her order scanned. Then the checker tells her how much she owes, and the bitch is like "what??? I need to pay money? Wait a minute while I find my checkbook". (Sorry gals, but it's always a woman. Us guys got our shit together and are paying for the shit before the checker is done scanning).

I hate it when people continue to talk on their cell phones while they are being waited on at the coffee shop ignoring the waiter as if he/she was not even there.

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Originally posted by 70elk

I hate it when people continue to talk on their cell phones while they are being waited on at the coffee shop ignoring the waiter as if he/she was not even there.

Or people who talk loudly on their cell phone in a public place. Most modern cell phones will pick up your normal speaking voice just fine. And if your's doesn't - BUY SOME FUCKIN' NEW TECHNOLOGY!!!!

When you hold the door open for someone and everyone around tries to take advantage like you're a fucking doorman.

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Originally posted by triley31

When you hold the door open for someone and everyone around tries to take advantage like you're a fucking doorman.

I hear you brother!!!

When traffic is really backed up and some jackass decides to lay on his horn. As if thats going to help anything.

I've said this one before, but when a girl is wearing a t-shirt with words on it, you're trying to read what it says, and she looks at you like your a fuckin' pervert. (It's besides the point that she's right, all I was trying to do was read her fuckin' t-shirt). If you don't want people looking at your tits, don't put 20 point text over them.

ok couple things:

1. when my dog chews on my slippers grrr
2. pop quizzes and homework!!
3. when people dont say please and thank you/ your welcome
4. chipped nail polish
5. when playing guitar hero/rockband and it says song failed grr no shit... thanks for rubbing it in my face..yeah i take my guitar hero/ rockband seriously lol

Off the top of my head, I fucking hate being ignored. Drives me crazy almost every time. `

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Originally posted by Punly

Off the top of my head, I fucking hate being ignored. Drives me crazy almost every time. `

Did you just say something?

i fucking hate it when my computer misbehaves....and woops the sledge hammer kills my monitor.

I hate slow walkers on busy footpaths... and there never is one slow person there is usually a group and they usually take up the whole entire foot path... fucken dicks

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Originally posted by [Sic

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I hate slow walkers on busy footpaths... and there never is one slow person there is usually a group and they usually take up the whole entire foot path... fucken dicks

No shit! This really twists my tits too. Especially when there is a whole fucking herd of them at the mall, and they all stop to look in a window at the size 2 dress on display, comment on how cute it is, then head off to the food court (en <slow> masse).