I Cannot Fucking Stand It When..

i fucking hate it when youre flying down the interstate .. or up it i guess ... and youre in the inside lane .... and i mean motoring ... and right when you get up to pass a couple or 3 cars .. one of them pulls in front of you ... like he wants to pass everyone first ... but is only doing 1mph faster than the cars he is passing....

women and those big fucking semi-trucks always seem to do it. it gives me road-rage to no end .. enough to where ill drive in front of the ass who just did it and slam on the brakes.

I also hate it when someone is so close minded they absolutely will not ever give an inch in a discussion or a debate ... especially when it concerns politics..

i cant stand those fucking foam peanuts either ... especially the really cheap ones that are in billions of little dust like pieces that you can never rid your home of once you pull out the pair of jeans or whatever from the box that never really needed them to begin with.

i cant stand little fucking yappy dogs. chihuahuas ... yorkies ..wiener dogs ... any miniature anything.

I really cant fucking stand to hear about how shit is someone elses fault ..or simply put ..excuses.

fuck affirmative action.

I hate racism and have grown to cringe at racial jokes.

I cannot fucking stand cell-phone holsters or belt clips.

lastly ... I really hate terrible toes on women. why the fuck do you put your feet in those silly shoes that make your toes all knotted up in balls. they don't impress guys. I don't give a shit how attractive you are ... if your feet are fucked ... you may as well be some lardass that never takes a bath.

I fucking hate it when I'm slamming the old meat truck in a babe and the phone rings;

she answers it and says," Oh, nothing, how about you?"

I hate boneless chicken wings and the people who try and convince me that they are better than "normal" wings.
I hate birds.
I despise Kid Rock and am slowly starting to dislike just about anybody who thinks he is awesome.
I hate when people scrape their forks against their plate or their teeth.
I hate drama queens. The world nor life will end because some guy stood you up. Have another fucking chocolate martini and shut up.
I hate morning, talk/comedy DJ/Radio shows: Bob and Tom, Opie and Douchebag, Howard Stern...etc...
I hate when you obviously know what you are talking about, but the douche bag you are speaking to refuses to acknowledge it no matter how many time you have proven you are correct.
I hate white girls with corn rows.

I wonder if boneless chicken wings are any good, I've never had them.

Also, people who sit in the middle of public benches, like those 15 foot long bitches, and they sit right in the middle.

Pick a side, faggot.

The dude at the ballgame who gets up seventy three times over the course of an hour. WTF, brah. Get a fucking catheter. And you don't need to eat 7000 calories between the 3rd and 4th innings. Leave some for the rest of the stadium.

People who shit on public toilet seats. it's bad enough that you are desperate enough to have to go and use one, but then to find that some fucktard has shit all over the seat and just left it there? Fucking inhuman I tell you.

I hate the people who take home the magazines that are in the waiting room at a doctors office, you know the ones that have been sitting there since 1987.

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Originally posted by oneeyedpete81

I hate the people who take home the magazines that are in the waiting room at a doctors office, you know the ones that have been sitting there since 1987.

Where the hell else am I going to read about the Challenger aftermath?

1. I hate it when people characterize non-organically grown food as somehow being second rate.
2. I hate it when people think the words "all natural," "vitamins and minerals," "organic," and "used in Europe for X years" somehow implies it is safe, effective or will impart some kind of miracle effect.
3. I hate it when people order a big-mac with fries, but will order a diet drink to "compensate" for their poor food choice.
4. Lately, I've absolutely been hating the utilization of "green" as a verb. Related to this are the companies who promote "green" products as a marketing mechanism, and the people who actually succumb to the notion that ANY commercialized product can somehow be green (ie: sun chips made with solar power).
5. When issues regarding safety are blatantly neglected, only garnishes mainstream attention after a catastrophe, everyone overreacts (often generating overused phrases or word associated with the event, such as "structurally deficient" during the Minneapolis bridge collapse) and claims to be "surprised" and touts reform , then the issue dies again without anything being accomplished.
6. ^^^ Seemingly run-on sentences that are conveyed with an unorganized structure.
7. Politicians

When it rains every single fucking day all god damn summer.

Fuck you Canada, this isn't Britain...quit it with the fucking rain already.

I hate it when people chew with their mouths open. Drives me absolutely nuts and I will always say something about it.

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Originally posted by bargerer

I hate it when people chew with their mouths open. Drives me absolutely nuts and I will always say something about it.

Yeah, that is fucking disgusting..I complete agree.

I fucking hate it when things come out of skin and crawl around and I'm the only one that can see them

I hate that it just started to rain and my sat tv is frozen on the screen with Oprah making a weird and scary face at me and I can't do anything about it.

And I also hate that the "Add to watchlist" button is not on the bottom of the page anymore and I halfta scroll aaallll the way back to the top of the page.

I cannot stand the old guys that sit around the mall real early in the morning. When you walk past them they just stare, THEY JUST STARE !!!
Creeps me out.

I can't stand when people use the word MILF. It's so played out and old. It's not clever, humorous or anything else. Damn the term, abolish it.

I also hate that OMG has become a real life term and people will actually say it. Even Kanye West says it in a song. Internet abbreviations should stay on the internet.

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Originally posted by phantom2323

3. I hate it when people order a big-mac with fries, but will order a diet drink to "compensate" for their poor food choice.

Not everyone is trying to compensate. I am not on a diet and eat crappy food sometimes but I can't drink regular cola because sugary drinks upset my stomach. Otherwise I would prefer the regular. It tastes better.

Also: I can't stand it when people text you the letter "k" instead of OK. Drives me nuts. Are you that lazy?

people drive slow in the left lanes...

.... women (Never saw a guy do this. Not even once) write checks at the grocery store and wait for the total amount before they even start writing.


....we fuck up the earth. Not cool.

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Originally posted by davey45

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Also: I can't stand it when people text you the letter "k" instead of OK. Drives me nuts. Are you that lazy?

Yes, I am. Besides I think it looks kewl.