I Cannot Fucking Stand It When..

Ppl who piss or shit (somehow) on the toilet and dont clean it up...lazy sick fucks.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Tom McCarthy talking about a no-hitter in progress as the guy announcing the damn game. Everyone knows you don't talk about that shit. Fucking dick.

And as I type this, base hit. What an asshole.

No shitter, announcers who say they have no influence on any sport do not understand The Great Cosmic Unconsciousness!

"It looks like The Big Unit got the match-up he wanted. Randy Wuss has never hit a home run off Johnson.

*SMACK* Motherfucker Bob! Wuss hit that ball in the upper deck."

2 things happen to me every morning when I go to work. An idiot asks met to join their religion. A homeless person asks me for money. I heartily disapprove of both of these things. It really starts my day shittily or shitly, whichever is correct....

THIS SHIT HAPPENS!

A person who doesn't hate anything is the one who will surpass all others on the day of judgement.

The good ol' "day of judgement[sic]."

Where the most powerful dose of hate love will be dropped upon the entire world by one guy.

when the person paid to take the blame shifts it to me even when i had no control over the out come.

and a boss that is so spineless, he could limbo under the toilet door and still manage to fuck everyone else in the process.

traffic wardens, police, bankers, lawyers, ex-wife, future ex wives ....oh and the French

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Originally posted by sosobrown

A person who doesn't hate anything is the one who will surpass all others on the day of judgement.

Him

1: Store clerks who don't know their ass from a fucking hole in the ground. The ones who, when you ask them a question, give you that wide-eyed, mouth-open stare that lasts about a half second that tells you, before they even answer, that they don't know shit. The least they could do is say "No", then go find someone who does.

2. Retards who throw lit cigarette butts out of their car windows without bothering to see if I'm behind them on my motorcycle. These peopel need to be slapped. Hard.

3. Unreturned phone calls. I called you for a fucking reason and left a message. Now be a human being and return my damn call. Fuckhead.

4. Those who work with the public, yet who clearly do not have a sufficient grasp of the English language to warrant them doing so. Great if you're new here, and I am sure you're making an effort to learn the native tongue. But your boss should know better than to put you out there before you have it to an at-least functional degree. I love it when some Mexican whose pants are still wet from wading through the Rio Grande tries to communicate with a gas station attendant from Zambia who hasn't even bothered to remove the bone from his nose yet.

5. Those who think every stranger is out to kill them with an axe, even though violent crime is currently at a forty year low and most murder victims are acquainted with their victims in the first place.

Okay, another one, since this one I see all the time.....

Guys who can't have a good time unless they're loaded, then who act like they're having way more of a good time than they really are. But as a consolation, I know they probably just go home afterwards, unfulfillingly jerk off, have a lackluster orgasm, then cry into their pillows while contemplating the barren emotional wasteland that their lives have become.

I can't fucking stand it when dudes touch me, or are standing to close to me in any situation.

Like, a highfive or a back pat, I can deal with that if you're a friend...but some assholes really get all up in my personal space, and I fucking hate that shit.

When I was on vacation, I was fucking smashed and some dude slapped my ass as a joke because I had gone swimming in my underwear with some people, and had put my pants back on over my wet boxers..and he was all "lololol" so I threw him in the pool fully clothed, and then I lololol'd.

I'm sure most guys hate that shit though, and it's not just me. But I hate it a lot.

Didn't read all of them, but I hate when people cough or sneeze all over the place. Cover your damn mouth!

I also hate it when women expect you to know why they are pissed, but they won't just fuckin tell you why? I am male. Tell me the problem and I will fix it. The amount of love that I have for you will not create some magical portal from which I can devine why you are being a funt.

When I get incorrect change.

I get up but I'm still tired, and then I end up being awake but tired for hours.

That's soo fucking annoying.

Here's my short list:
- Cashiers that dont say a word to you at checkout. . .
- people who turn left at a light, right in front of me as Im crossing the intersection going straight
- people who cheat at golf/pool
- people who cheat on their wives, and for some reason tell me about it?!? WTF!
- people who are just leeching wallet guppies on society
- stupidity
- people who cant take care of their family and 'need' govt support; and yet, everyone of their ten kids has a cell phone, gold teeth and a rocking system in their cars. . .
- lemons. . .I didnt order it in my ice tea, damnit!

...when they put those {insert Supreme Being of choice} Damn stickers on fruit.

In the olden days they were two varieties of apples; Red Delicious and Golden Delicious. Most grocery clerks could tell the difference. Now they have apples from everywhere in the Universe. Them's just apples, we ain't got to all the other fruits.

...when people chew with their mouths open like cows. I could punch them in the face.

...or sit right behind me in a diner and start coughing and sneezing over and over. WTF? Stay home!!

...when people bring small children to an R rated movie or crying babies into ANY movie. If you can afford the movie you can afford a baby sitter for 3 hours!

..when some motherfucker gets into my car as a passenger, and puts down the sun visor, then minutes later leaves my car and leaves that sonofabitch in the down position. Fuck that fucker; it's not like you need to fucking see anyway, I'm the one driving, so how about putting that bad boy up so I can see out of the right side of my windshield, ok, brah?

1) When I wake up hard as a rock and she'd rather sleep.
2) People going out through the in door at Walmart.