Home-Wrecking lesbians, and the husbands that should be very afraid spam...

Ah, I see. Also,I'LL KILL YOU!

A little about Lottery psychology and then I'm done with the subject:

If you always play a set of numbers you know and then one day you forget to play them. You could wake up the next day and know you could have won 400 million dollars.
If you let the computer pick them every time you don't have that possibility.


Also I've asked myself why do so many people play the lottery when the jackpot reaches 250 million or 300 million dollars.
37 million dollars is not enough?

While you guys were debating math, I was shopping.

I win.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

While you guys were debating math, I was stripping.

Whatever pays the bills. We don't judge

Get on my level.

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Ah, I see. Also,I'LL KILL YOU!

There was actually a radio show or something I saw a few years back that did a skit like that. They sent their Radio Homunculus Character™ to various lottery dealers and had him conduct fake interviews with the people that culminated with him asking for what numbers they were going to play so that he could broadcast it or write it down or whatever. If they refused (which they all did) he would just say, "Ok, I'll just get them when you tell the teller" and stand right behind them. Many jimmies were rustled.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

A little about Lottery psychology and then I'm done with the subject:

If you always play a set of numbers you know and then one day you forget to play them. You could wake up the next day and know you could have won 400 million dollars.
If you let the computer pick them every time you don't have that possibility.


Also I've asked myself why do so many people play the lottery when the jackpot reaches 250 million or 300 million dollars.
37 million dollars is not enough?

The expected value of a ticket actually gets better.

If it costs 2 dollars to buy a ticket, your odds are 1/175,000,000 to win 35 million then your expected value out of buying one ticket is (1/175,000,000) * 35,000,000 = $0.20, or a loss of $1.80 cents.

If the jackpot is $425,000,000 the expected value of the ticket is (1/175,000,000)*($425,000,000) = $2.42, or a net gain.

(Now, that doesn't take into account the fact that you're not getting the whole jackpot (taxes/) or that you can choose the lump-sum payment which chops the prize by like 40%. But it also doesn't count all the other prizes you can win other than the jackpot and the entertainment value one receives from a ticket.

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Get on my

There's more, that's just one item.

That almost seems obscene.

"Get on my"

Yeah, she just didn't include the other items:

http://www.amazon.com/Monstro-Bumpy-Humper-Anal-Butt/dp/B0040H0IVU/sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1353992066&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+dildo

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1353992113&sr=8-1&keywords=horse+head+mask

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Originally posted by Kanzen

That almost seems obscene.

"Get on my"

Gotta love this new version.

@ EL My favorite is looking at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed:" list.

To think the site might of outed my plan to wear SP like a condom as I did other chicks.

Wait.

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To think the site might of outed my plan to wear SP like a condom as I did other chicks.

Wait.

Others? Do tell.


Also...here is the full shopping list. lol

lol dildos

If it doesn't have a cherry coke can in the picture it's just a waste of money.

Cherry coke is yummy.

Well played.

I suppose now I have to order:

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lol dildos

If it doesn't have a cherry coke can in the picture it's just a waste of money.

Cherry coke is yummy.

Hopefully this one isn't as big as my forearm. :/

And cherry coke...yum. We haven't had it in Canada since I was a kid. Every time I go to the US I bring a case back.

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Well played.

I suppose now I have to

She looks like fun.

And lolz at: Over 20lbs of pussy and ass!!

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Hopefully this one isn't as big as my forearm. :/

Hmmm, this is going to put a brake on my plans.

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Hopefully this one isn't as big as my forearm. :/

And cherry coke...yum. We haven't had it in Canada since I was a kid. Every time I go to the US I bring a case back.

Listen, I've had just about enough of this complaining outta you.

I've shown you gifs of people blowing that version of the dildo (large, square-headed guy) and taking that dildo up the pooper. Not sure why they can do it but you can't. I don't think you're dedicated to your craft.

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Listen, I've had just about enough of this complaining outta you.

I've shown you gifs of people blowing that version of the dildo (large, square-headed guy) and taking that dildo up the pooper. Not sure why they can do it but you can't. I don't think you're dedicated to your craft.

lmfao

I have no idea who these people are, and I don't want to meet them either. I'm telling you, I can't get my lips around that sucker, and there is no way its going anywhere close to downtown. I'd be happy to ship it to you if you think you can do better.

:p

I would only end with pictures of a dildo wearing aviators and a soul patch.