Home-Wrecking lesbians, and the husbands that should be very afraid spam...

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Feefs just offs them.

"Hey, did you know there was a bottomless pit in Florida?"
"What? No, but that is so cool. Where is it?"
"Let me show you."

^^^Nice scarf, Honda would be jealous...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

According to the news that wasn't the case this time, but again it was probably one of those deals where he knew he would probably be asked to step down anyways? Who knows.

I suspect we'll never know the truth. It'll be out there, among all the theories, but will never be definitively confirmed.

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Originally posted by DEMO

^^^Nice scarf, Honda would be jealous...

I wonder if the Llama is missing a shoe?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I wonder if the Llama is missing a shoe?

Could be a thief...

Guys, read this restaurant review of Guy Fieri's new restaurant: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

Dros are you not down with fish tasting toasted marshmallows?

No that's fine, but I prefer my blue radioactive drinks to taste like acetone and juice-squeezed-out-of-a-bar-rag, not formaldehyde and radiator fluid.

Picky one, aren'tcha?

What can I say, I have a refined palate.

Mmmmmm radioactive blue drink.

Only glowing blue drink I would ever try would be Nuka Cola Quantum.

But they look so yummy!

That kind of does look delicious.


Want.

So I was given a gift yesterday, not your typical gift mind you...this was a gift of the erotic toy nature. Now, I think many of you may know this already, but I'm not particularly keen on penetrative sex...dildos, fingers and such aren't really my thing. So you can imagine my surprise when I opened the box, and found this not so little gem inside. I took this picture sitting on my 15" macbook in order to give some perspective. Also, the vibrator beside it, is one that I normally use, and consider it to be a little to invasive, so it's normally only used for clitoral stimulation. Anyway...to give you some specs on this bad boy...its 11 inches long from tip to base, just over 9 inches long from tip to balls. It's between 2 1/2 and 2 1/4 inches thick, and its circumference is 7 1/4 to 7 1/2 inches.

Apparently there are women who get off on destroying their vagina's, but not me.

Anyway...I now have a giant rubber penis in my underwear drawer, and I don't know what to do with it. One suggestion has been to carry it with me while I go running, and use it as a method of self protection...you know...just beat the creep senseless with my giant penis. I however was thinking of just carrying it around with me, and taking pictures of it in odd locations...you know...kinda like people do with lawn gnomes or something. Does anyone else have any ideas? And don't say fuck it...cuz well....thats just not gonna happen.

Suction cup base ...

A favorite carnival game comes to mind when I seen that, just stick it to your kitchen table and practice your ring toss skills

Why U no use proper measurement units ?

Anyway, you can either :
- wear tight pants, stick it where it should be if you were a man and look at people reactions
- paint it black and send it to pamattie.

@ SP


O M G. Who the hell sent you that


I completely agree with you about the penetration style toys. Though i happen to be fond of the real thing, I've just only ever been into clit style vibrators. I have absolutely no idea what i would do with it if i were you, i'd almost want to just throw it out. You should totally re-gift it through a secret santa thing this year.

Random gif time, i know Bang is secretly into it





lol target. smooth.

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Originally posted by DEMO

Suction cup base ...

A favorite carnival game comes to mind when I seen that, just stick it to your kitchen table and practice your ring toss skills

by the way.... if you decide to do this SP then please take video