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Originally posted by Anonymous_Poster
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I wipe my finger behind my ear and smell that oily stuff. There's no other smell like it in the world. It's awful and foul but I can't help it.
Oily stuff, huh, Thought I was the only one.
Funny Little Things You Do..(that you think noone else does)
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oneeyedpete81 16 years ago
Oily stuff, huh, Thought I was the only one.
TheSaintx3 16 years ago
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Originally posted by Punnani
I read magazines whilst i sit on the toilet to have a dump and then cant get up because my legs have gone to sleep !
I too have done this, it drives my wife crazy but sometimes it's the only place to go where no one bugs me
brainless 16 years ago
I wear double-boxers because my anus tends to sweat too much during summer times. Seriously, if I don't then there's like a sweat spot on my pants and that's not something I'd want other people seeing while I'm working. 
brainless 16 years ago
When I'm in the shower, I like to aim my head up and shower over my head. This way, the water goes over my ears and when I close my eyes it feels like I'm beneath a waterfall, because the only thing I can hear is "shhh". It's an awesome feeling, recommending it to everyone.
EricLindros 15 years ago
When I was like 6 or 7 I accidentally walked into the wrong store changing room, thinking my mom was in there. Instead I busted into some middle-aged lady who was trying on some clothes, with her nasty tits all hanging out. I think I'm still scarred from that.
Honda_X 15 years ago
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Originally posted by brainless
When I'm in the shower, I like to aim my head up and shower over my head. This way, the water goes over my ears and when I close my eyes it feels like I'm beneath a waterfall, because the only thing I can hear is "shhh". It's an awesome feeling, recommending it to everyone.
....I do this too actually.
I'm a shower fan, it's where I go to do my thinking/relaxing. Also, if I have a stomach ache it helps.
sookyjumps 15 years ago
I like sitting in a big tub of mashed potatoes while I masturbate to "guns and ammo"
also I like blowjobs
also I like blowjobs
EricLindros 15 years ago
I want to be like Gregory House when I grow up. Although, pathology isn't exactly my favorite specialty - maybe I'd prefer to be the Radiologist version of House or something.
EricLindros 15 years ago
Oh, also, for some reason, I sleep better on my couch than I do on my bed, so I end up sleeping on my couch more than 1/2 the time. 
Anonymous_Poster 15 years ago
I hate J-swiss and his smarmy better than thou attitude to anyone different than him but i always play nice and try to be respectful as not to cause drama
efilnikufesin 15 years ago
i keep myself manscaped leaving only the hair on my legs ,arms and chest
Althamiel 15 years ago
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I never use an alarm, well I may set one but it never wakes me up. Just the fact of setting it trips my brain to wake up every hour to see if I over slept. No matter what crazy time it may be. Even more strange, when it is finally time to wake up, Its with in just a few minutes before the damn thing is supposed to go off. So I just turn it off before it wakes anyone up.
I do the exact same thing. I'm glad to know that I'm not weird or anything. Or at least there is someone else as weird as me out there.
I never use an alarm, well I may set one but it never wakes me up. Just the fact of setting it trips my brain to wake up every hour to see if I over slept. No matter what crazy time it may be. Even more strange, when it is finally time to wake up, Its with in just a few minutes before the damn thing is supposed to go off. So I just turn it off before it wakes anyone up.
I do the exact same thing. I'm glad to know that I'm not weird or anything. Or at least there is someone else as weird as me out there.
thatgirl 15 years ago
I don't wear full knickers at work because for some reason I think you can always see the line through black trousers... even though my work shirt is quite big and probably covers my arse anyway lol
I play games for hours on end if one of my friends beats me - I don't care if strangers beat me but if someone I actually KNOW beats me at a games I hate it so much for some reason...
I play games for hours on end if one of my friends beats me - I don't care if strangers beat me but if someone I actually KNOW beats me at a games I hate it so much for some reason...
thatgirl 15 years ago
Btw
There's some REALLY funny stuff on this thread...
big well done to Honda for the idea
There's some REALLY funny stuff on this thread...
big well done to Honda for the idea
EricLindros 15 years ago
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Originally posted by Anonymous_Poster
I hate J-swiss and his smarmy better than thou attitude to anyone different than him but i always play nice and try to be respectful as not to cause drama
OH SNAP!
But it's cool that my smarmy, holier-than-thou attitude gets a pass!
dyhart 15 years ago
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Originally posted by ThreadKiller
Ah, my droogs, I must hereby make a confession. I have learned much through my 100 or so years that there is a thin line between tragedy and comedy. Some will find this amusing, most will not. I create the rockingest spoofs. Yes, we’ve all created spoofs but no one did it like me one time. This may even belong in Kanzen’s creepy things thread [ Link ] but here goes.
It was a dark and stormy night. I was working in the lab with various “parts” I had harvested from the graveyard. I worked for several hours assembling the perfect spoof. As I posted my marvel on WBW, there was a blinding flash of light and an ear-splitting clap of thunder. I was dazed for a moment but when my head cleared the smell of ozone was thick in the room. My spoof was gone, never to be under my control.
Yes my dear brothers and sisters, I created robodick!
Yeah, I know not the right thread to post but:
THANK GOD THIS IS ANONYMOUS!!!
dude that first one is ****** up freaky. Got that thread watched.
Anonymous_Poster 15 years ago
I talk to myself pretty much all the time.
I'm a little obsessive about keeping my hands clean.
I like to touch things that have rough surfaces, like brick walls and stuff.
I never go barefoot.
I'm a little obsessive about keeping my hands clean.
I like to touch things that have rough surfaces, like brick walls and stuff.
I never go barefoot.
thatgirl 15 years ago
Oh and I get really angry when people spell my name wrong... and I've got one of them names that people just don't seem to be able to get the whole thing right...
thatgirl 15 years ago
lol well that's not my actual name so I don't mind
although people putting Kym instead of Kim is annoying - they keep doing it at my new work and it's annoying me :-p
and the one time they actually spelled the whole of Kimberley right they put the wrong surname
although people putting Kym instead of Kim is annoying - they keep doing it at my new work and it's annoying me :-p
and the one time they actually spelled the whole of Kimberley right they put the wrong surname
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