Funny Little Things You Do..(that you think noone else does)

I will not type/ write/ speak in acronyms. Drives me fucking nuts!! English is quickly becoming a mish mash of initials. And it's getting worse every day!!

I hope you don't mind Honda but I anonymously added a home country for our new friend..

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

I will not type/ write/ speak in acronyms. Drives me fucking nuts!! English is quickly becoming a mish mash of initials. And it's getting worse every day!!

I know right. Me too.


Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

J/K FTW..

^^

Internet memes are even worse!!

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Originally posted by Anonymous_Poster

I like to smell my finger after I scratch my nuts. It's a good shower time gauge.

I wipe my finger behind my ear and smell that oily stuff. There's no other smell like it in the world. It's awful and foul but I can't help it.

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

^^

Internet memes are even worse!!

Well played sir..

Ah, my droogs, I must hereby make a confession. I have learned much through my 100 or so years that there is a thin line between tragedy and comedy. Some will find this amusing, most will not. I create the rockingest spoofs. Yes, we’ve all created spoofs but no one did it like me one time. This may even belong in Kanzen’s creepy things thread http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4081020/1/10/PARANORMAL_Scary_Creepy_Stories_Pics_Thread.html but here goes.

It was a dark and stormy night. I was working in the lab with various “parts” I had harvested from the graveyard. I worked for several hours assembling the perfect spoof. As I posted my marvel on WBW, there was a blinding flash of light and an ear-splitting clap of thunder. I was dazed for a moment but when my head cleared the smell of ozone was thick in the room. My spoof was gone, never to be under my control.

Yes my dear brothers and sisters, I created robodick!

Yeah, I know not the right thread to post but:

THANK GOD THIS IS ANONYMOUS!!!

Cotton Balls man. I hate em. Hate touching them, hate the sound they make when you rub them together...
I also, 99.99% of the time, always put my left sock, left pant leg, left shoe etc..on first. I have a weird fear that my alarm will not go off in the morning and I will be late for work. So I set my regular alarm clock 15-20 minutes ahead of time, and set multiple alarms on my cell phone. Just to be safe ya know?

I never use an alarm, well I may set one but it never wakes me up. Just the fact of setting it trips my brain to wake up every hour to see if I over slept. No matter what crazy time it may be. Even more strange, when it is finally time to wake up, Its with in just a few minutes before the damn thing is supposed to go off. So I just turn it off before it wakes anyone up. Even if the GF sets hers, Im up in time for her not to use her alarm.

I bite my toenails.

I have done this before;






With dirty panties.

Man, this anonymous poster chap is quite amusing..well done everyone so far, this is turning in to quite the funny thread.

I'm proud of you WBW..I haven't even had to post with it once yet..awesome.

Sorry to go on, but damnit..I'm pleased.

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Originally posted by RumDum

I hope you don't mind Honda but I anonymously added a home country for our new friend..

Well done...kinda. ..

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Originally posted by faulty6six6

So I set my regular alarm clock 15-20 minutes ahead of time, and set multiple alarms on my cell phone. Just to be safe ya know?

I also do this a lot...

Some pretty gross shit in here...

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Originally posted by JSteel

Some pretty gross shit in here...

You loved it.

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Originally posted by Anonymous_Poster

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I wipe my finger behind my ear and smell that oily stuff. There's no other smell like it in the world. It's awful and foul but I can't help it.

I do this too.

@ ThreadKiller I am dying now I search to make the creator of such vile things die too!!!


( also I fart out of a hole in my leg ) I need no anonymous .....

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Originally posted by notech

I need no anonymous .....

YES YOU DO!

Soo, I just ate a handfull of peanuts and then sneezed. Then I had a peanut booger come out.. That's some shit now..

I think I'm defective. The back of my ears don't stink.

I don't post on this site because I think the government might be watching me.

I like to look angry in public so people don't approach me even though I'm really a compassionate and friendly person.

I want nothing more than to die saving other people or die for my country, I pray that some day I will be given the opportunity.