Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

picks up broken ipod uses warranty to get it fixed

throws Zune

catches zune but doesnt know what it is

throws a tantrum

watches tantrum and laughs then explains a zune is the same as ipod only it sucks

throws confusion

is overwhelmed by the confusion and seeks solace in whisky

throes empty Scotch bottle

collects edge of Scotch bottle in the temple and is knocked out cold

sunglasses are thrown through the air

Catches sunglasses - although given they are pink, look totally out of place on my gruff manly face *cough*

Throws embarressment

Catches embarrassment and turns red as a beetroot

Throws beetroot

Catches beetroot, pickles it and has it with hotpot.

Throws dirty plate

catches dirty plate in mouth, eats it, becomes ill

throws a pile of chunder

Catches chunder in a bucket and feeds it to the pigs

Throws Pig Manure

catches pig manure and fertilizes tulips with it

throws dirty socks

catches dirty socks and washes them

throws clean socks

Catches Clean Socks and puts them on, finds out they are girls socks

Throws Handbag

catches handbag - they go well with the pink sunglasses.

Throws doubted masculinity

Catches doubted masculinity, dont worry mate we are british !

Throws Bowler Hat

catches bowler hat, feels his stiff upper lip returning.

Throws johnny foreigner

Drops Johnny Foreigner on his head, sorry (Not)

Throws Bearskin

Drapes self in bearskin and goes looking for a woman to club over the head caveman style

Throws Sopranos season six DVD set

Catches sopranos dvd - fuggetaboutit!

Throws horses head

Finds horses head on my pillow and panics

Throws Panic Button