Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

Catches the empty sack for the third time and rips it to shreads

Throws remains of sack

catches remains of sack and sticks it back together again just to annoy Punnani

throws patchwork sack

catches the remains and sews back together

throws repaired sack

Catches both sacks from Hagrid and Poon-Tang and burns them so that they never return.

Throws ashes

catches ashes and miraculously manages to savour the majority of the sack, papier-maches together

throws papier-mached sack

Catches yet another fucking sack and decides to burn down the sack factory

Throws unemployed sack factory workers

stitches the factory workers together in order to make a super, bloody sack

throws human-carcus made sack

catches human-carcus made sack, stuffs it full of bricks from the demolished sack factory and ships it off to Iraq.

Throws depleted uranium

Catches depleted uranium and uses it in my evil experiments to make glow in the dark ice cream (mmwhaha!)

throws irradiated icecream

catches irradiated icecream eats it and grows 2 tanticles on my head
throws tenticles

Catch Tentacles, get wrapped around my head...cut head off to remove tentacles...


Throw head..just before dying.

catches head, drops it, pick it up and punts it away.
go search for body of cooljcb, finds it, throws cooljcb.

Gets hit with dead body runs away screaming like a little girl

throws stones at dead body

stones miss body and hit me instead you git!

Throws massive stream of expletives.

dodges expletives grabs a dictionary looks up the meaning of expletives

throws dictionary

catches dictionary, revises but gets bored after aardvark.

throws aardvark

Ducks Aardvark, finds an old lady, and throws her through windshield.

picks her out of windshield and helps her on her way.

throws shattered glass.

catches shattered glass, wraps fists in glue and sticks glass to it. Enters Taipei death match and gets battered.

Throws broken teeth.

catches broken teeth bites dog with them


throws bitten dog