Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

Catches panic button - mistakes it for the nuclear button and presses it, you know, for fun.

throws imaginary nuclear Armageddon.

Catches Armageddon and crushes it like a fly

Throws dead fly

catches dead fly - puts it in Alanis Morrisettes chardonnay.

Throws irony.

Catches Irony, Isn't that ironic !

Throws 10,000 spoons

catches spoons - where is the FUCKING knife?

Throws cutlery drawer

Catches Drawer and finds the knife

Throws a traffic jam when you are already late

catches traffic jam when I am already late, how am I going to deliver this death row pardon when I'm two minutes late?

throws unused pardon

Catches Pardon and swaps it for a Lottery Ticket

Throws an Old Man aged 98

Catches old man aged 98 - died the next day.

throws free ride

Catches free ride- but i've already paid !!

Throws a Beautiful Wife

Is knocked of feet catching the beautiful wife, takes a solemn vow to Bogart her forever

Throws unrealised potential

catches unrealeased potential but doesnt try ver hard

throws used condom

catches used condom in a sack

throws sack

Catches sack and releases the puppies and kittens

Throws Bricks

catches bricks, builds a wall

throws trowel

Catches Trowel and passes it to Bob the Builder

Throws Safety Hat

catches the safty hat - wears it and
throws a brick

side steps brick

throws the puppies and kittens

catches the puppies - kittens i dont like

throes puppies poo

catches poo in sack, uses as fertiliser

throws empty sack