catches wooden leg - don't like the shaped of it, sand it into the shape of Kelly Brook's leg.
throws sandpaper
Catches Sandpaper and uses it to polish my neighbours porsche, he is not happy and..
Throws Punch
Catches punch, adds it to Judy, the baby and the crocodile.
Throws sausages.
catchs sausage, fries up a Full English.
throws empty plate, knife and fork.
Catches Knife,Fork and Plate and gives it to some poor homeless guy, he still has no food but he has got these !
Throws angry tramp
catches angry tramp, uses angry leprechaun to bite his ankles.
throws leprechaun.
Catches Leprechaun and steals his shellilah
Throws shellilah
Catches shellilah, uses it it to rob a passing millionaire.
Throws expensive watch
Watches "Time Fly" and lets watch fall to the ground.
Throws Springs
catches springs and uses them on the front end of a VW micro bus
throws spring compressor
Catches Spring Compressor and swaps it for a chocolate tea pot
Throws Tea Pot
Makes tea, but teapot melts before I have drank it all.
Throws used teabags.
Catches Used Tea Bags and gets one last cup from them
Throws Tea Cup
Catches tea cup - fine bone china so gets it valued on Antiques Roadshow.
Throws Arthur Negis
Catches Arthur Negus despite the fact he died in 1985 and now has gone past his best
Throws remaining maggots
catches maggots puts them in a sealed container and takes them to use as bait when i go fishing...
throws live fish
Catches fish skins them and eats well
throws the bones
Catches the bones and makes a new Voodoo doll...
throws my old Voodoo doll away
catches old voodoo doll and sets it on fire
tosses the ashes
The ashes fall on my head, makes my hairpiece look like it has a bad case of dandruff.
Throws wig high up into the air.....