Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

Catches Bitten Dob and finds it has Rabies

Throws foaming mouth

catches foaming mouth has man pleasure with it


throws tee hee hee (you know what)

Ewwww! Cunningly sidesteps tee hee hee (you know what) and watches as Paris Hilton Dives upon it with gusto and smears it all over herself.

Throws Paris Hilton

doesn't bother wasting the energy to catch paris, she's so flighty she should just kinda float around any how...

throws paris sex tape...

Catches Paris sex tape... records Dr. Phil on the tape, burns it in a barrel, puts the remains in an urne...

... throws urne

Ducks Urn, calls assman3 to clean it up, put it in a zip lock bag, and I toss them both

Catch bag and urn... Trade them for a large pig

Throws remaining Bacon

catches bacon, recycles it's waste.

throws faeces.

Catches faeces and flushes it away

Throws soiled toilet paper

lets soiled toilet paper gently float to the ground.

throws a spade to pick it up with.

dodges spade - no doug jokes here

throws incredibly old joke

jumps up and grabs old joke, mail it to a million people, gets the "golden spam award" for an old joke

... throws "golden spam award"

Catches golden spam award - thanks my mum, dad, my many legions of fans, and <insert deity of choice here>

Throws insincerity

Drops insincerity as i dont really like it and picks up a small fluffy kitten

Throws Kitten

catches kitten, takes a funny picture of it and posts it in the cats thread

throws someones shitty post...

catches shitty post, finds remarks somewhat dull. brightens up the tread with my ominous presence.

throws happiness and joy.

Catches Happiness & Joy and spreads it around WBW

Throws out miserable members

catches miserable members, duct tapes their mouths shut and breaks their knuckles to keep them from posting any longer...

throws broken knuckles...

Catches Broken Knuckles and repairs them to form a fist

Throws fist

catches fist, you throw a punishing right hook.

retaliates with an uppercut