Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

catches showel and hots myself on the head for missing the post
throws air

Catches Air in a bag, the bag floats up into the sky and hits a bird

Throws dead bird

Catches dead bird and feeds it to the cat.

Throws the leftover feathers.

Catches Feathers and stuffs them into my quilt, has a nice sleep and wakes up with smelly breath

Blows Smelly Breath

bottles smelly breath and uses it to knock out a security guard in a cunningly planned blag.

Throws portion of loot.

Catches loot and spends it at a pole dancing club

Throws Panties

Catches panties and lets Ascaris sniff them.

Throws his jacket.

Catches his jacket and looks in the pockets and finds unused condoms dating back to 1976

Throws Condoms

Catches condoms and watch them fall apart between his fingers.


Throws rubber dust.

catches the condoms makes water baloons of them
throws water baloons

^^ Alex is slow again for the second time !

Catches Rubber Dust and blows it away, some goes into my eye

Throws Tears

catches tears ,recycles into water throws rain drops

catches raindrops, curses himself for throwing away his umbrella earlier in the thread.

Throws sodden clothing.

Catches sodden clothing and dries them out, searches pockets and find willy wonka's golden ticket

Throws Golden Ticket

catches ticket, realise that I hate chocolate, so swap it for 15 pints of Scruttocks Old Dog Gobbler.

Throws Monumentally Epic Hangover.

Catches Hangover and add's it to mine, my head bursts

Throws Scrambled Brain

catches brain, consumes it to ultimately gain intelligence. brain contained none whatsoever.

throws emptyness

Catches Emptiness in a small brown bag, gives it to a chip shop

Throws Chips

catches chips and eats them thus catching nanny state 'cancer' from being too fat and happy to care about doing what the health nazis tell you.

Throws Gillian McKeith.

Drops Gillian McKeith, oops ! and picks up her wooden leg (She might have one !)

Throws Wooden Leg