Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

"Your Dad said it was ok."

Did the Warts irratate you?

Or..."Your Dad said you liked it like this".

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Originally posted by adman™

Move your fat ass I can't see the TV, and the porno we have on is the only thing keeping me going at the moment!

NICE ONE

Would you hold this picture of Jessica Alba in front of your face?
Have you ever though of reconstructive surgery?
When I start cumming will you bark like dog?

nice posts here

is that dried jizm in your hair or just dandruff?

it felt better in your sister

aahhh crap the penis pump just broke

Oh shit i didnt mean to wake you!

can we finally go to the mall now

But mom......

whats this gooey stuff.

Damn that burns....if U look quick there might still be some puss....

And your daughter said she was the slut...

that was great er... uh... errr.... girl...

Why does Leno have 5 heads?

I hope you have a soft spot in your heart for kids with downs syndrome

Oh God!! I guess I'm not gay afterall!!

You can wake up now...

It's really jammed in there good...

"Least likely to get laid..." Stupid yearbook awards!

Oh shit, has the Rohypnol worn off already?