Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

But everybody looks funny naked

You woke me up for that?

Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

Can you please pass me the remote control?

And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

Try not to leave any stains, okay?

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

Did I remember to take my pill?

No that couch, I just had this one cleaned

I smell smoke

ok folks you can go on about you business now

DUDE!!!!

"How wierd is that? When I pee it burns like hell but when I come there's no pain at all"

Try breathing through your nose

You'll stil vote for me, won't you?

"Next time we do that could you moo a little

no

You now have AIDS. But the good news is I did save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

"Tango down! Tango down! Blue team fall back! Red team, incoming bogies!"

"yawwwwwwwwwwwn"

" i have aids " herpes , crabs , the clap etc. " taste it , bitch "" im rick james , bitch " SKEET SKEET SKEET !! " here comes the guk. "

Result footballs just about to start

I forget do you take it up the arse?

My time on your planet draws to it's end

6 out of 10

I think it's your turn to sleep in the snot

that's me done and chance of a sandwich

Just for the record, but I think that the ladies can also give some more input about what they should never say during climax.

Gameover man! Gameover

Would you be offended if I throw up now?

Is that a piece of corn.....
So what do you think about the economic changes occurring in Europe?
Damn it! I left the gas on...
Pull my finger....
Wish you were as good as my sister/brother/insert other family members here...

If only you weren't in a coma.


(Or is that one too much ? If so, I'll take it away.)

did the herpes discharge make my spunk taste funny?

So how do we do this? Do I pay you or...

Mom dad !?!? Mom dad, did you get everything on film this time ?

Oh my dear lord. The sensation of your vaginal wall frictionating to and fro upon my penis is going to cause an overwhelming senstion of climactic release on my part, where upon I shall forcefully inject your vaginal cavity with my orgasmic bodily fluids. Please do not stop at the juncture.

baby, put on a clown suit, they get me so hot!