Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

ok now that im finished you ready for all my friends...

Stop moving so much baby! That chick in the ambulance was much better at laying still...

you should ask the doc to stich you up a bit cuz your way to loose....

Btw, I'm actually (insert name)'s twin brother.

I was thinking about getting an aids test before sleeping with you but I could not wait any longer...

Life can be cruel when you loose a bet.

thats how you make a juicypat protein shake....

So lets get back to the family reunion

thats the best sex i have had all week... even though its only monday

next time you should put some effort into it

I should hook you up with my brother he likes easy girls too....

Mop up darling I'm off

"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today..."

"Is that a fucking dick??!!"

"shizzle sa-nizzle" (or however the hell that goes. lol)

I WIN!!!!!

Damn I was great

ohhhh yeaaaaa that was great, hey where'd you go?

I'm done Now go make me a sandwich

- Oh yes oh yes oh yesssssss....damn baby i love you
-Sir this is a McDonalds Drive Thru, I warned you once now the police have been informed and are on their way.
-oh...........can i get a Big Mac, large coke and ALOT of napkins

oh wow, i never noticed those lumps on my dick before

MOM!

Shh............don't tell your sister............

how about say you want to pick my marbles?

now let's turn off the lights and play "who's in my mouth?"

that sucked

hurry or youll miss the school bus....

no wait.... LATINO ! ! !