Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

Could you turn the volume up, I don't want to miss any of Starship Troopers

Could you hold still, you'll make me spill my beer.

Could you call me Chuck Norris?

Lock on target...fire torpedoes!

Ah, come on.....even your brother swallows!!!

well I'm glad that's over with

I think we should see other people

So that's what sex with a womans like

I'm so glad I took your number off that bathroom wall

Next

Your a bit of a Uggo but we got there in the end

Well I'm off, I've work in the morning and the thought of looking at you sober is enough to put anyone off there cornflakes

Well there's 3 minutes off my life I'm never gonna get back

Have you put on weight

shite mom, dad is home

Captain, firering a full spread of photontorpedo's.

Mr Scott, I need shields, SHIELDS.

Mr. LaForge, more power to the shields.

Lets go to warpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarp.

She's dead Jim.

Captain, I'm an engineer, not a miracle worker.

Helm, thrusters only, we are leaving spacedock.

DAMMMMMNNNN YOUUUUUU KAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Would this be a good time to ask for a loan

Do think I could still get a pizza delivered

Oh my god, your not Britney Spears

Now we've finished, be honest. You were born a guy right!

I was kidding about being sterile, you know

Jesus they said you were lose, but that was like waving a flag in a field

I had better

Isn't Ted Bundy great

Did I tell you about the time I had a threesome with those hookers in Vietnam?

Move your fat ass I can't see the TV, and the porno we have on is the only thing keeping me going at the moment!

captons log; 6 1/2 in. loung

today we are going to boldly

go where no man has gone befor

i am going to surch your ass

for clingons

I never would even thought about doing this sober.

meet chuck norris, he is going to fuck you now i have finished!

Btw, what did you want me to do with this rubbery thingy here ?

Your sure don't sweat much for a fat chick

"Meh - I've had better"

"I'd have to give your performance a 6.5"

"Do you smell fish?"

"So, um....do I leave the money on the dresser? What's the appropriate rate to tip?"

WHAT WOULD THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT AND OPPOSITE OF A WOMAN ASKING 'IS IT IN?' BE?

mmmmm sloppy

This reminds me of throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Let me go get the flashlight so I can find it.
Do you care if my pet ferret watches?
How many times do I have to tell you, call me Chuck!!!
Can I knock you out again, only this time it won't be an accident.
Why's it so gritty?