Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

why cant you do that thing with the tongue like your mother?

how much dose this cost again?

Mummy!

Turn over, so we can kiss. What ? you are already lying on your back ?

should I pay you now or when im finished?

did the condom just break?

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Originally posted by JustPete

You're better than that Philipino hooker me an' Wes fucked, but that Thai bitch was off the chain!

Hah yea, i still get that reoccuring rash

that's it baby, now take me from behind

oh shit, didnt feel it coming... go give yourself a nice THOROUGH shower...

I promise to last longer next time....

since i only used 5 minutes can i get a discount?

my buzz must be gone cuz I thought you were better looking at the bar.. Oh well im almost done anyway...

you know, I think I feel a herpes outbreak coming on.

Thanks, now I finally got rid of that 5 days of constipation.

"mmmmmmm......baby, my buddies are gonna love this movie"

if it was not for sluts like you I would never get laid...

Thank god it's dark inhere, very dark.

ok im done bitch now get out of here...

is now a good time to tell you im filming this...

And here is a 100 dollar bill, you have just been on boiling point.