Things You Should NEVER Say During Climax

you take credit right?

where'd the condum go?

my friends were wrong... the body isnt still warm

smile, you're on camera

You are so much tighter than your sister...
Have you seen my spit cup?
Don't get on that side of the bed...that's where my dog sleeps

Grandpa, move over, will you.


What, that was your bellybutton ?

Did you just fart?

It's time for you to die now Mr. Bonds

I gotta get back to the mental home now, can you call me a taxi?

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Originally posted by cchasem

If only you were alive. *sigh*

Spock, did you finish the calculations for us to return to our own time ?

WINNER!

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Originally posted by HighGuy

I love you!

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Originally posted by WARPIG

WINNER!

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I love you!

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I think that killed the thread!

Dont die thread!

tubgirl makes me horny, lets go to the bathroom!

Come on lets join my grandparents.

LANDMINE! TAKEN MY ARMS! TAKEN MY LEGS! TAKEN MY SOUL! LEFT ME WITH A LIFE IN HELLLLLLLLLL!

You remind me of a guy called Jack, scary!

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Originally posted by cchasem

If only you were alive. *sigh*

superb

Have you been eating fish?

I can't do it captain, I don't have enough power.

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Originally posted by adman™

You remind me of a guy called Jack, scary!

I think we should break up, lets finish having sex first though!