The next member to post here....

True

the next poster will actually believe that it is true

False


the next poster think he/she can be a great porn star

False (im only your porn star ma'am)


The poster likes hot dogs without the bun

False -- I need my empty calories

The next poster wants to gargle Fefe's balls

false, unless they've been cleaned and dried.

The next poster posts graylisted sites.

false


the next poster would like to be the real slave of FeFe

True - Sex Slave

The next poster has climbed K2

False - I've climbed KY though

The next poster has sharted before...

True - I was working out bush, had to go behind a tree and clean up with what was left of my undies, spent the rest of the day freeballing.


The next poster eats a big bag o dicks...

False, prefer strawberry cremes.

The next posters mum thinks they're a virgin.

false, mom has walked in on me during sexual activity

the next poster loves the cock.

Hell no! I'm perfectly straight!

next poster loves big butts

Negative, my good friend. Negative. I like small chicks because I have been brainwashed by modern corporate advertising leading me to believe that waifishly-skinny chicks are the epitome of beauty.


The person who posts after me has a car cooler than mine?

false



the next poster like to spend her day posting car pictures here...

I'm male and I have yet to post car pictures on here yet. So that would be false on both accounts.

Next photos loves photos of cum shots.

True.
The next poster sits on a phone book to appear taller as he/she/it drives.

false. im 6ft

the next poster has finished a 5th of vodka by themself

false


the next poster dress old fashion clothes

True, I'm a dead ringer for Hercule Poirot.
the next poster actively searches for Jimmy Hoffa, often digging large holes in his/her neighbors lawns.

False, the holes are to put bodies in not to find new ones.

The next poster sniffs womens panties if left alone in her room.