The next member to post here....

false,i wish
the next really is in heat

True it's about 79 degrees here

The next poster isn't sure what's going on here

true (but i have a clue)
next doesn't pay attention either

Tru... wait what were we talking about?


The next poster drinks citrus free lemonade

False, I like my lemonade citrusy

The next poster stepped on a rake and it smacked them in the forehead

true, but I got it back.

The next poster is foreigner

true
the next poster thinks i'm,lame

False, I have no idea if you are crippled or not

The next poster sits down to pee

True

The next poster has two or more siblings

true

the next poster can't do cartwheels

False (usually, but I am temporarily out of service)

The next poster can't do a split

true
the next poster is gettng extra credits

False, got all the credits I need

The next poster enjoys participating in the artificial insemination of donkeys

True

The next poster is my assistant.

False. U wish.
The next poster goes to Church on a Saturday evening in lieu of Sunday morning.

false

the next poster can juggle

True (Meat's balls count, right?)

The next poster has a bean bag chair

True

The next uses a big screen to surf WBW

false (had one)
the next is eating doenuts

false

the next poster likes fish