Im So Badass.. Vol-1

All you have to do here, is exaggerate how tough you are...from possible to insane.

For example "Im so badass I could catch a bullet with my eyeball".."Im so badass, I had sex with Paris Hilton, and came out STD free"

Just silly funny things like that..

Im so badass I could kill a bear 50 miles away by looking at it for too long.

i'm so badass, i can 'av Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Andre The Giant in a 3-on-1 handicap and not even break a sweat.

i'm so badass that jack bauer calls me when he gets in to trouble

@earlyriser:

Im so badass, when we run out of toilet paper, I use nearby wolves. (They're really friendly and soft)

I'm so badass Tommy Lee's dick wishes it was me.

i am so bad ass.


20 fucking zombies cant see that i am behind them ready to splatter their brains.

Im so badass, I got into a fist fight with Bruce Campbell and he barely won.

I'm so badass my shits unclog clogged toilets.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I'm so badass my shits unclog clogged toilets.

I'm so badass darkness needs a nightlight.

I'm so badass I ended Pi...now it's just 3.

hmm- try again taylor.

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Originally posted by taylor5547

I'm so badass I ended Pi...now it's just 3.

Im so badass, I fucked franklins wife without a blind fold....I still threw up, but it was badass.

I'm so badass standing next to me makes Ryan Seacrest cool.

im so bad ass that barry bonds asked me what steroids i was taking and could he get some

OK. you people you are bad. but why do you keep calling me when you get in trouble

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Im so badass, I fucked franklins wife without a blind fold....I still threw up, but it was badass.

im so badass i made Honda think .......














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Im so badass, I eat lightning and I crap thunder.