Im So Badass.. Vol-1

Im so badass I once stabbed carlos mencia in the face....everyone rejoiced.

I'm so badass I have an orchestra that follows me around and plays My personal anthem every time I enter a room.

Im so badass I teach female self defense courses at the YMCA.

I'm so badass I'm a State Trooper charged with finding a mole in the State police, but unbeknownst to them, I am the mole too, so my job is to find myself.

@Lindros: That's pretty badass..

Im so badass I once drank a 1.9L bottle of gatorade in 28 seconds.

i am so badass I can keep up with Honda's maddish posting skills

I'm so badass I drove a Ferrari 100 mph through the streets of New York. While Blind. AND talked my way out of a ticket.

Im so badass I once ate a whole bag of chips while watching tv.

I'm so badass that when i eat a curry i never get a bad ass.

Im so badass I learned how to speak Japanese, just to yell at people in Japanese.

I'm so badass, that the only reason I've never left the United States is for fear of the love and adoration of our neighboring countries, and the populace of said neighboring countries wanting to be ruled by my badassness.

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

I'm so badass, that the only reason I've never left the United States is for fear of the love and adoration of our neighboring countries, and the populace of said neighboring countries wanting to be ruled by my badassness.

I'm so badass, ^^^^^that didn't even HAVE to make sense

i'm so badass my urine is used as a paint stripper

I'm so badass, Chuck Norris calls me Sir

Im so badass the other day we ran out of food so I just ate glass.

Im so badass that when my hands get tired i type with my vagina.

Im so badass I once jumped started my car by hooking the battery up to my nipples

Im so badass that i have a 27 year old nigerian wife who never ages, i'm the ceo of a major corporation, and my son is a super famous rockstar!



oh wait.....

That's fucking badass..

Im not that badass.

I'm so badass i don't have to blink.