Im So Badass.. Vol-1

I'm so badass I explained the universe to Steven Hawking.
And confused him.


Then I kicked his ass.

I'm so badass I fucked all your girlfriends while you were typing dumb shit about being badass. Then I made them all make me dinner.

Im so badass I can see through elks lies.

I'm so badass I'll be tucking Honda in tonight before I get back to his mom.

Im so badass, I realize this isn't an insult thread..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Im so badass, I realize this isn't an insult thread..

I'm so badass I can say "my bad" and move on to more badass shit.

I'm so badass I've helped deliver 3 babies over the phone. (Not an exaggeration, its part of my job)

Im so badass I took over the moon, and nobody said a word about it.

I'm so badass I took over Canada, and nobody said a word about it.

Im so badass I decided not to make fun of president bush.

I'm so badass my picture is in the Websters definition.

Im so badass Stephen Colbert once gave me his wrist strong bracelet

I'm so badass I tip strangers when they hold doors open for me.

I'm so badass I can impregnate women by thinking about them. I'm also so badass that I avoid knocking these chicks up by thinking about anal with them instead.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I'm also so badass that I avoid knocking these chicks up by thinking about anal with them instead.

Wow...That's pretty fuckin' badass, I must say.

Im so badass, I always know when it's a trap.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Im so badass, I always know when it's a trap.

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Originally posted by 70elk

I'm so badass I tip strangers when they hold doors open for me.

I'm so badass male strangers tip me when they hold doors open for me. The women strangers offer handys, obv.

I'm so badass the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders picketed my wedding in protest.

Im so badass, when I wake up..I piss excellence.

I'm so badass Peyton Manning picks me first in his fantasy badass league.