Im So Badass.. Vol-1

I'm so badass i make medicine sick.

Im so badass, William Shatner said I yelled "Khan" better than anyone he had ever heard.

i'm so badass, i laughed during the entire feature of dirty dancing.

im so badass, i didn't cry when Leonardo Dicaprio died at the end of Titanic.

Im so badass, when I eat delicious cake..I never share.

I'm so badass, when i walk down the street, people recoil in terror.

Im so badass, I can slam a revolving door.

I'm so badass I'm water repellent and fire retardant.

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Originally posted by fishplug

I'm so badass, when i walk down the street, people recoil in terror.

Um, that just means you're hideously ugly.

I'm so badass my wife irons my clothes.....while I'm wearing them.

i'm so badass, little kids hand me their candy before i can steal it ....

I'm so badass, if i say a bear shit in the woods then a bear shit in the woods.

im so badass i sleep with a night light on..
not cause im scared of the dark, but cause the dark is scared off me