Im So Badass.. Vol-1

I'm so badass my load will fill a coffee mug..
And women pay me to drink it!

Im so badass, in a flood emergency, I can be used as a flotation device. (women only)

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Originally posted by Morgadeth

I'm so badass my load will fill a coffee mug..
And women pay me to drink it!

Women pay you, to drink your own jizz?

Nasty.

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Originally posted by HipsterDufus

Women pay you, to drink your own jizz?

You're awesome..

Im so badass, I once crushed a can of pop...using nothing but my mind.

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Originally posted by HipsterDufus

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Women pay you, to drink your own jizz?

Nasty.

That's just how badass I am...

I'm so badass, women get pregnant from giving me head..


Damn, I'm still laughing at what hipster said..

Got me good!

I'm so badass, I use a John Deere Lawn tractor to shave my nuts

im so badass i once loitered in a no loitering zone.

i'm so badass i pulled the mask off the ol' lone ranger

I'm so badass, I tugged on Superman's cape AND spit into the wind!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Im so badass that i have a 27 year old nigerian wife who never ages, i'm the ceo of a major corporation, and my son is a super famous rockstar!

I'm so badass I hook up with a skankalicious chick who sucks and fucks basically every guy she meets as we wander around Miami!

I'm so badass I messed around with Jim

Im so badass I use trash bags as condoms..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Im so badass I use trash bags as condoms..

thats usaully where trash goes

iso bad ass i can make honda replyto this

I'm so badass I can slam a revolving door

im so bad ass i can shout in texas and honda can here me

I'm so badass I can divide by zero

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

I'm so badass I can divide by zero

your a god damn genious gump

I am not a liar, Honda. I am 59. I was a pop music star in the sixties, and I am a well renowned one-man band now (I am the feature act at Jax FL's famous "House of Jam" 10/26 & 27 9-1pm if any doubters - or fans wish to attend), I am an honored Vietnam veteran. I do have a 30 yr old Portuguese-Nigerian wife named Kehinde' "Kenny". My brother and his Lambo Countache was in the movie Cannonball Run with Burt Reynolds. We do live a very good yet humble and tremendously happy life here.

I find it so hard to understand why people have to belly ache about other people's experiences, happiness and success,but we forgive you. Doc & Kehinde'

I'm so badass I don't have to knock on heaven's door, they gave me a key