Finish this sentence Vol 3

it started charging up.. but the smell of freshly stroked banana's attracted hord of rabid monkeys so I...

jumped in my yugo and began speeding away when suddenly I heard a voice from the back seat. It was none other than.....

miss universe wearing no clothes which surprised me so much that i ...

came in my pants and left them in......

the trunk while i took care of miss universe ...

who said my dick was too small so i..

took 6 times deadly dose of viagra and........

my dick got bigger so i...

said: AWWWWWWWWWW fuck it, if i gotta die, this is the way!.
i threw myself over her and.............

cried alot because i was gunna die, but before i die i was gunna...........

Fuck Miss Universe Senseless, so i went to work....

and took her doggystyle until ...

she began shitting all over my cock, which took me by complete surprise. I had never had anyone do that, so my first reaction was to....

shout that she was a ....

AWESOME Fuck! then i died from the viagra and.....

was reanimited by miss universe...

who died from a heart attack(at last) so i jumped on a plane to....

the nearest hot destination whoch just happened to be....

Guam, and it was really hot, so hot that...

I took a swim in the lake when suddely something grabbed my leg and was pulling me under...I tried to scream but only managed.....