Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

the wicked witch of the west and she turns you into...

tiny little pixie, but with a 12" cock that drags on the ground as you walk, but when you run it....

it shrinks to the size of a pea anf you feel

an extreme sense of inadequacy, but you still...

would be impressed with the cock's ability to drink water from puddles and...

shower drains, this was a bad habbit becasue it turned him into.....

a Cock Elephant, these are very rare and can only be found in the darkest jungles of...

western alaska which is hard to find because...

if you dont have a map or sat nav it can be....

a bit difficult to spot the giant holes in the...

ozone, which are filled with...

flying cats and dogs, they are very hard to se unless abouot 1 hour befor you have taken.....

the colon cleansing treatment that was guaranteed to...

clean out all known food from 20 years ago, but on that day something even more strange happened...

they found out you are able to shit an automobile.

While riding in the automobile made of shit we happened upon an odd looking...

ring with a red stone in the centre, this ring had been lost over 1,000 years ago and was owned by King Arthur at the court of Camelot. King Arthur had won this ring whilst fighting.....

with a 90 year old women, it was a close fight but he won when he pulled out his.........

massive sword known as Excalibur that was the same size as...

a small chicken