Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

Punnani, who's cock was twice the size of Ron Jeremy's and when fully erect would knock the back teeth out of any woman from the inside ! Now Felatio Flaps who was new to the porn seen had one of the tightest...

ear holes, still wanted some brains fucked into her so she could...

cum harder than ever before, enabling her to...

decipher the dead sea scrolls in less than 20 minutes, the same amount of time it takes the 3'2" midget too,,,

jack off the rare black rhino, causing him to blow a load soooo big it...

drowns the midget and puts all of the candles out that he was using to...

read the ancient treasure map he found deep in the jungles of...

madagascar, the treasure was buried deep inside...

Barry white's colon, right along with...

...a church organ, a baby hippo, a bottle of blue curacao, barbara streisands mother-in-law and...

ronald mcdonald...who was in a wheel chair due to a mishap at the..

clowns looking for intelligence seminar, he was walking towards the building it was to be held in when suddenly...

was over come with a case of violent diarrhea and puking blood, he turned to...

A nice tall glass of Pepto Bismo and a shot of...

jack daniels to clear the taste in his mouth, before asking the girl next to him for a ...

...vegetable peeler *bet u didnt see that 1 coming* this vegetable peeler was in fact so he could...

carve a message into the old oak tree, because he was in dire need of...

wood assault because when he was younger an oak tree lured him deep into the woods and...

took advantage of all the young elms and caused the willows to weep after...

he pissed on the bear sleeping beside the tree would we suddenly...