Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

...do a little jig to the theme of the a-team, which was ironic as his penis was a huge fan of ba baracus...

with a splash of mad murdoch on his face, this now became quite strange due to....

...the fact that mad murdoch is now deceased...

and has been replaced by....

...a large fat pink man with yellow polka daot, wat, it's mr. blobby!...

who asked "What the Hell is a Polka Daot ?" I have Polka Dots !! and i will not change them for Shekshey. Later that day Blobby...

....watched an old "Shekshey & Hutch" episode till his eyes bled. Polka Dots? We don't need no stinkin' Polka Dots! Now Polka music.... well...

now you are talkin !! let's go down to the bar and have a......

...few brews and celebrate that pairass has been sprung from the pokey! We'll dance a jig or two and throw down as many beers as is humanly possible...afterwards, lets all go over to....

...noel edmonds house party 2 join mr blobby in singin his famed 1993 hit entitled 'blobby' (highly original) as part of a remix with the sugarhill gang's rapper's delight; i said a hip hop a hippy a hippy to the hip hop and dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie said up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat...

said Grand Master Flash and....

...."Blobby's boogie beats"...after which came "Blobby beats the meat"....and who could forget "Blobby - beat or be beaten"....the house party was in full swing, when suddenly...out of somewhere...came the shrill voice of......

...whilst in tottenham, north london, spurs chairman daniel levy was pondering whether we would qualify 4 the champions league this year, of course he exclaimed...

....meanwhile, at the "Idontknowyet" lounge in South Bexar County, trouble was abrewing...fourteen little people were silently making their way to the house of....

...a dude named dimitry, this dude however was not a camel's foreskin, it was actually a euphemism for a homo sapiens male...

....Dimitry, it seems, was the owner of the "Idontknowyet", and it was there that the "Little Fourteen", as they came to be known, had been employed as sex slaves...."stop by for a little fun" was the bar's motto...

...amongst other things...

Dimitry's house was easy enough to locate...there weren't too many residences with "Dimitry Lives Here" painted in 12" block letters highlighted with neon tubing...the question was....

...pink or brown? which was subsequently aimed towards dimitry's ill-fated mother-in-law, which didn't go down 2 well wiv dimitry's wife, mrs. dimitryson...

who was a distant relation and an ex-lover of.....