Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

...wayne rooney, which is highly unfortunate due to...

the fact he was a distant cousin of Shrek and also related to....

...dick van dyke and tim henman...

made him an extremly ugly....

...human being, which is slightly ironic due to the fact that...

he was related to Pamela Anderson and her twin sister....

one eye so he can...

purchase a second hand rocket from NASA and....

(sumo f*cked that 1 up a bit lol)

...fly to the moon only to discover it is inhabitat by miniscule martians all called "larry", this is because...

their alphabet is only made up of the letters l.a.r.y., this seems a bit odd but their best feature is that they have very large.....

...talons, much to the dismay of napoleon dynamite, who is an urban legend up there, along with...

. . . Mr. T, their patron saint, who often . . .

...says, "I pitty da fool", But then goes on to tell Murdock that....

. . . he should "shut his face," which REALLY means . . .

close your eyes, get down and your knees and .....

pray that the Devil in the red wont....

. . . poke you in the ass with his pitchfork, while . . .

slammin his huge cock down your....

microscopic lube tube, so far down that....

it pops out your backside and runs down the road until it reaches....