Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

...parts of a person who just made their 1000 comment, oh would ya look at that woop woop!...

and now Shekshay has become a Hunter , he will go and hunt for the...

...aforementioned g-spot, oh the goodness!...

Shekshay the G-Spot Hunter was well known in the bush as he was..

very thourough in his bush searchings

and one day he found what he was looking for, it was the...

...the juicy goodness of a cum-soaked vagina; yum yum...

but the only problem was it was not Shekshay's cum, it belonged to...

...the woman who's name i will not mention, in other news...

three hampsters have landed on Mars using a washing up bottle as a space ship, this was unusual as..

...it was widely considered that hamsters did not have such brain capacity, but this has proved not the case...

they were very clever and had een using flight simulators since they were very ...

...little, but thay are always little, so this led to confusion amongst many scientists observing these fascinating creatures...

as only one previous hamster known as Buzz Fuzzle had ever got more than three foot off the round and this had...

...been an extraordibary feat when first discovered, although many hamsters throughout the years have successfully attempted this, and as the craze expanded, many goldfish attempted this also...

but they could never remember due to their 10 second memory problem, this was overcome by..

...a flux capacitor that enabled them to travel back in time in order to realise what they were trying to remember, only to forget that they were trying to remember anything at all, how confusing...

But it was easy for the lucky ones. Those born with the gentic ability to...

fly and be invisible eventually helped them to...

sneak into small tool boxes where they found...