Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

became a scat eaters

lunch, but the bears and goldilocks had another idea, they decided to....

dance to the hava nagela becasue it made the bear smile and when the bear smiled goldie would.....

strip naked and run around saying...

"yay yay my left foot is...

bigger than my right foot so i always run in circles to the left, this usually isn't a problem except for this time back in 1994 when...

when I was nailing that French whore on Bastille day and she asked he if I would shove a ...

onion up her...

left nostril, i said no but stuck it in her....

ear, now that made her very angry and the all of a sudden she turned into a.....

three-headed goat with big teeth and a bigger...

...third nipple, which was constantly erect due to...

the cold winds blowing from Alaska where she lost her....

flip flop, trying to cross a glacier that was melting due to...

the heat generated from the passionate loving making by caribou and...

eskimos in the annual event called.....

catch a caribou and fuck it, this event did not go over well with the Eskimo women because...

they felt left out, Eskimo Nell was the leader in the local village of....

Eatemandbeatem, but had to move to Paraguay to avoid being charged with anally violating an under age harp seal because he felt the need to...

...release his love juice on the most enanimate object available, which unfortunately was the poor poor...