Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

proper sentence, like this one: And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

The Flemish Fighting Fish were known to gang up and attack sharks at random, but one day while Sammy the Shark was minding his own business...

...he came across a giant vagina-shaped aardvark called eugene, who liked collecting...

the faces of men who have a penis for a nose, he turned to sammy and asked.......

"hey man, you didn't happen to run across my sister, did you?" and this puzzled Sammy so much that...

he released a powerful sneeze deep into the face vagina shaped aardvark causing one of the most bizarre pregnancies in the history of the known universe, the spawn of which...

vaguely resembled former UN Secretary-General Boutros Boutros-Ghali, a man-child who put off everyone with his odd habit of...

whipping his genitals with barbed wire, although somewhat painful it was something that gave him pleasure. He also like to squeeze pickled onion juice into his eye and shove a large marrow up his....

...uterus, as he was in fact a hermaphrodite; for some reason, he also thoroughly enjoyed the art of bizarre...

egg juggling, a new form of enjoyment amongst hermaphrodites who want something different in life. Boutros Boutros-Ghali had another problem, he had a large.....

hemorrhoid the size of a pizza from new york city with the extra grease and cheese...oozing in his trousers, the smell alone reminded him of the days he used to go

down on his sister, he was a very sick man and needed to have his....

...balls removed with a vice, a vice called roy owned by a nice gent called graham vicovic from sri lanka who was half russian, half chinese; which was ironic because...

He was eating tasty cheesecake at the time, he then decided to kick chuck norris in the balls because...

the kitten frightened him right out of his mother's panties and ...

...the things gone to bad,cause his wife...

had realised that chuck norris was infact a woman just like herself, Chuck or Charlene as she was really known had an operation to remove......

his/her foot from the ass of the owner of a local diner, which was known for it's spectacularly bad...

Rats, they constantly killed people in the mens room...except on tuesday's because...

tuesday's were reserved for the special orgies that took place in the diner, special because....