Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

"I will eat your holy wiener in exchange for large byceps and the baldness gene" at which point hey-suus jumped into the air and....

disappeared. The large group of lesbians protesting the government, on the street, in Houston gawked in awe. then one by one all of the people with dark colored hair also began to disappear. they were being sucked up by a large spaceship in low-earth-orbit. Little did they all know that the aliens planned to....

-impregnated the brunette lesbians and create an army of nasty alien lesbian brunettes that will suck the will from all men to ever want sex from women again, the first spawn was given the name "Rosie O'donell"..who was sent back to Earth and quickly became

a crane

loving animal activist. she began making paper cranes; millions of them. Little did the people of earth know she was not making them out of paper, they were made of an alien substance that looks and feels like paper. When the little cranes are placed in water they begin to...

cry

out in horrible shreeks that can be heard worldwide in 4 second intervals. "Finally" Rosie exclaims..." My fuzzy

" Beaver is now your home!, I will spawm more and more"..Until Katie Couric showed up and declared--

...The Beaver is out, but the FOX is IN baby!! and then a bizarre odor began wafting out of...

her nether regions, which made the bystanders...

vomit uncontrolably until actually throwing up so hard that they turned themselves inside out. Now the inside out vomit zombies turn thier attention to katie couric and

make her eat their shit. She was happy to do it as she used to...

knit all day and was glad for the change. She was also quite happy that since these were inside-out-vomit-zombies; they were acctually eating shit and producing food. She realized what potential that this had and began to devise a plan to send the IOVZ's, as they were then called, to regions where there were starving people. Or better yet she could...

She could feed the little starving children to the IOVZ's and create her own army of IOSCVZ's and lead a crusade against ropes and Potatos. Now...the

IOVZ army threatended Rosie O'Donnel and she started to eat them one by one, and they were powerless due to her enormous-

Big Fat Mouth that spews destructive garbage! It is so God Aweful it...

managed to pollute the earths oxygen supply, and the polar ice caps melted at once and flooded the land at which time..

IOVZ's and the army of IOSCVZ's managed to over take Rosie putting an end to the destruction. then they drank up all of the excess water and walked back to the Earth's poles. With the balence of the earth being restored peace reigned again. G.W. Bush then had the greatest idea. he figured that the two armys were sitting at the pole and should be easy to defeat. he began to conjure up a plan to motivate Americans to....

build a stairway to the moon where all those f...ing nazies zombies are hidden, waiting for ...

someone to come up with something original on earth