Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

...Hey Cruise, too bad you left me and turn mega queer. At that, Cruise and KT Holmes bronzed their first childs turd and...

..Penelope used the bronzed turd as evidence to sue Tom for he rest of his money in a lawsuit..so now om Cruise..broke resorted to..

...turning gay tricks at the bus stop in Tallahassee, where he ran into...

..Bobby Bowden and the FSU Seminoles..on their way to Miami for the big UM vs FSU Game Monday..at which time Bowden said...

"I like milkshake" and ran to...

...the cookie store. He ordered 3 chocolate chip cookies and asked the vendor.....

...the endzone where there, low and behold, stood...

Ghandi, wearing nothing but sandles, and he had his............

....red clock broken. Now, he gained so much time for...

filling those tanks and warning those dwarves without ...

..paying atttention to the FSU Miami game..and due to this the Hurricanes lost ...at which time Bobby Bowden cheered-

"...the important thing is that we all tried our best and had fun!" To which his teammates decided to...

..take meat cleavers and dismember him and eat him, and when they were done they cheerfully yelled-

"YAY, we ate him...which one of you ended up with the penis?"

...and then they all ran of into the woods where they planned to originally...

... author a new how to book for beginners to cannibalism, but all of the sudden...

Lazers came from the treetops scattering feces everywhere, and then Jesus came and said..

..My name is Jesus..pronouced "Hey-suus" to you gringo Americans, I am a Mexican Immigrant and wish to stay in your home while I hide from the US Border Patrol..to which you reply--

...HELL NO HEY-SUUS!! I don't need no cops going Rodney King on my ass, and then Hey-suus proceeded to...

..run to a large group of lesbians protesting the government on the street in Houston, and Hey-Suus said "Hey I need to hide from de guberment!"..at which time the lesbians declared-