Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

...it just not that fun having giant, spiked candy canes shoved up your rectum....

so the yankee fan woke up and realized he was gay, and the candy cane was really a....

...crown,so he put it on his head and he said...

..."Me am the king of this fair country, thou shalt not...

thou shalt not look in the face of a camel that spits at you like your cock spits at your sister's nephew's brother's best friend's daughter's spouse's son's mother in law's daughter's fetus...

.... but who was he talking to? he looked around only to see...

.....Kevin Federline bending over doing a goatse impression while singing....

... the song of black birds which goes a little like this....

wa wa wa wa giggity giggity woo woo
so then i decided to

...double post in this thread because...

...if I see double, I might as well post double too, maybe I should....

...go and get my glasses from the place I spent last night...

...on second thought, perhaps it's best I don't go back there...

...on second thought, perhaps it's best I don't go back there...

...they might not want to see me considering...

.... the fact that i left a little surprise in the sheets before i legged it before she....

...noticed the brown mark under her nose....

...that makes her thing "Mmmh, maybe...

....meanwhile, back at the FLOC YU Chinese restaurant, the Warriors were just about finishing their meal....when suddenly, there came an errie noise from the kitchen....the head chef came staggering out and said.....

.....something in chinese, which to the english ear sounded something like....