Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

..at which time Emiral Lagosse (the famous TV Chef) walked by on a TV prisoner tour and said ..

... look at all this man-juice white sauce on the shower floor here, I could make a fortune bottling this stuff up and selling it as baby formula to ...

young mums who cant afford any thing decent for thier....

...breakfast cereal...Emiril then yelled "Lets kick it up a notch! "Bam!" ..and pulled out an assault rifle and killed Mel Gibson, at which time the prison guards started to...

activate the space/time fluxcompassitor (whatever). one guard was shaking and said "I have to put this right.... going back a few days to help the Ghostbusters...... must NUKE the ants....."

then BAAMMM! we are back to page one, all that other shit did not happen...

the Ghostbusters. Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Raymond Stantz(Ray), Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, and the nasty little green ghost Slimer viewed the vallery of slow moving ants.

A small refugee child yelled at the ghostbusters, "hey thse ants are real! thay are not ghosts!"
With a sly smirk Venkman called the drill to the team:
"Grab your sticks."
Ray, Egon, & Winston; "HOLDING!"
Venkman, "Heat 'um up!"
Ray, Egon, & Winston, "SMOKING!"
Venkman, "Make 'um hard!"
Ray, Egon, & Winston, "READY!"
Venkman, "Let's show this robotic Ants how we do things in Pelonis. THROW IT!"

Their protonic streams began slicing the ants apart. Slimer fly over the ants directing the Ghostbuster fire. As the shiney metal hulls of the ants split the Ghostbusters saw they would be having another problem soon. Out of each dead ant-hull jumped four...

... toy poodles with very sharp teeth. the poodles charged the Ghostbusters! After the last ant was destroyed, the ghostbusters watched as the poodles ate the small refugee child in seconds. there was only one thing left to do....

bump this up!...

...said the toy poodle leader to Dr. Venkman, and handed him a mirror, a razor blade, and a tied baggie filled with white...

peoples body parts..at which time Regis Philbin walked in and said Who wants to be a Millionaire!..and began handing out large bundles of..

...dirty laundry and said, "Not me! I just wanna be a drycleaner." He passed out mass quantities of other peoples' underwear to the Ghostbusters, their slimy friend, and the power hungry toy poodles. He pranced around ranting and raving and referring to his evil plan of taking over the universe one silk shirt at a time. Suddenly, Regis' heart imploded and he collapsed into a pathetic, starchy lump. A toy poodle scampered to his dying ear and whispered ever so devilishly, "You were NEVER the dry cleaner you'd hoped to be...you were merely a..."

figment of a weird story.

*zgeist thinks to himself* "I always get into this thing way to late and I just don't get it...
ants?ravening toy poodles? regis filbin? how the hell am I going to make something out of that?"
Just then badgermen stormtroopers from the eight dominion crash through Z's balcony window. They advance on him with sharpened titanium claws and megadeath pulse rifles....the UberCaptain Badger Trooper growls through his universal translater (and espresso machine).."your grandson is destined to destroy our race. We
are here to......"

<click>, an average man wakes up from his deep sleep and turns off the TV. Thinking of the weird dream he just had he goes to his vast DVD collection and reaches for...

...."Badgermen StormTroopers From Dominion 8". As the movie previews begin on the screen he hears a noise coming from the ...

anus of a monkey who is reading...

the morning paper, the monkey looks at him, with a joint in his mouth, and says, "what's up?" then the monkey pulls a hand full of shit out of his ass and ...

...sighs "Breakfast" and sticks it...

in the microwave to the delicate rythem of his brother, who was screwing a.......

pooch. when the shit was done cooking the monkeey tossed it in the trash and warmed up some corned beef for ...

...Tom Cruise..who now jobless was walking from house to house looking for handouts.all of the sudden Penelope Cruz pulled up topless in a BMW and said..