Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

got arrested for trying to screw the dealer and kept saying it was a pokher tournament. As they were wisked away by the police the came across......

...A shady character lurking on the casino floor, he was very tall, dressed in a black trenchcoat, has long stragly hair and a menacing face..the shadowy figure approached a group of scantily dressed hot women at the Roulette table and gently stuck a long needle into each of the womens...

saline-filled breast implants. "Ahhh fuck! Not again!" wailed the bimbo, cursing the third time this year some asshole had deflated her self-image (aka boobs). As the viscious liquid slowly dribbled onto the roulette table, the croupier screamed...

..Security!!! The Big Tit Killer strikes again!..as the Tit Killer continued to hold each buxom woman by the hair and force the needles in her breasts, finally after draining the tits of all 5 women into his evil syringe device, the shadowy man grinned and said..

just say no to implants i want the wol to be implant free by the year 2020. As he finished speaking in came none other than the big unit form the WWE and he yelled at the top of his voice.........

"...badges!!?? ...we don't need no stinkin badges!!!! Security none-the-less escorted the shiftless bastard out into the night...meanwhile, back at the health club....Elvis was eating a burrito in the steam room as he waited for....

linda lovelace to enter the room while he was waiting a small mouse scurried across the floor to Elvis, and in a timid way asked Elvis to........

...sing Heartbreak Hotel..to which Elvis replied..

not bad not bad at all..linda lovelace entered the room saw the mouse and wanted the mouse like yesterday as she approached the mouse she heard elvis say>>>>>>>>>>>

this is really messed up because we are both dead...

..at which time Robert Deniro awoke from his sick Tit Killer, mouse, Elvis Lovelace nightmare and found himself lying in a Las Vegas Jail cell, He got up from his cot and yelled to the jail guards, "Hey I need to....

..to get out of this cell with Mel Gibson, he's driving me nuts with all his..

...matted curly hair clogging the sink!!...at which time Mel Gibson replied.."Hey mate why dont you go....

and eat a calzone and drink...

some poison, and take your car in the...

garage out for a drive so you can yell at random people about..

..my "matted chest hair"...at which time Deniro grabbed a metal spoon and shoved it into Mel Gibson's...

frosted flakes, yet before he could take a bite, Mel ripped the toilet off the wall and started bashing him over the head with it. As the guards approached the cell they noticed.......

..Deniro's brain was lying on the floor, and it was quickly grabbed by a short chubby prisoner nearby who ate it in two bites and said...

Taste's like chicken.