Finish The Sentence, Vol 6

.....i could hear the voices in my head start to talk about how many times it takes to....

...write a good article about...

...meeting wild animals...

...in the jungle with tarzan,who...

...for some strange reason isnt wearing his lion skin undies and keeps smiling at me.....

...Tarzan has been lonely ever since Jane went to the city and cheetah vanished because....

... they were both tired of tarzan taking advantage of them by.....

... making them do all the cleaning a cooking and basically being Tarzan's Bee-itch. Tarzan had to...

.....find himself a new Bee-itch but apparently jungle animals are not so adept at house work and chores. So, Tarzan decided to.....

...go out and get himself some premium hoes to do all his chores. he would have succeded in his plans if it wasn't for...

...for that new damn minimum wage law that....

....that forced them to import workers from the jungle across the boarder...

.....but the other jungle dwellers decided to build a wall along the 10,000 mile long border.....

...and they made 4 gates.Every gate...

...was guarded by evangelical monkey christians that felt it was their duty to....

... fling shit ... uh ... holy....evangelical shit, yea! .....

yet god was watching....and from his exalted seat he...

... joined in the fun, and sent the Red Sox's where they belonged....hell.... ( )

.........where they finally managed to play the game right......

....too bad the game was "candy land" but...